eireann

An ode to being a dog owner:

Dear puppy, you sure have a lot of poop and pee
and it always seems to land somewhere near my feet
and although I understand the white carpet looks similar to snow
it is not quite the place I'd like you to go.
your bark makes me want to put you outdoors
and I dread that you've discovered the house has two floors
but its your gentle love that makes me smile
and makes all the housetraining worthwhile.

ok, just kidding.
Out of 4 auctions I entered on ebay, I won one. And I am retarded enough to be paying 60.00 bucks for juice that I used to get 4 years ago at a weight loss place that is out of business. hmmmmmmmmm right
This bidding thing gets to me.
Obviously the ebay ban was quite effective because I haven't lived at the shipping address they had since 2002..... and the bank account on paypal was from 3 jobs ago....
I should reinstate this ban.... for at least another 6 years...
ok, time for Sally to go outside...