Anyone want to write a paper for me? I'll make you cookies.
"How did people's perceptions and beliefs refarding the nature of humanity change during the Early Modern Period? Compare and contrast the Medieval, Renaissance, Reformation and Enlightenment view of man and society."
Yeah.
help.
I am such a slacker.
I just started writing this paper and I've had all day to write it. Instead, I have made cookies, watched my favorite TV show, re-read all of the readings (Zadig by Voltaire is my favorite), perused my movie collection, chatted online, and gotten nothing done.
I started writing right after my TV show ended at 11. I have 2 pages, and the time is now 11:20.
8-10 pages.
I'll be done by 1 am.
Watch this journal for updates on my progress, and be amazed. You'll all be paying me to write your papers for you.
11:45. 3 and a half pages. 4 and a half more to go, if I do just the bare minimum. and I won't.
11:57 4 and a half pages.
12:23, 6 and a half pages and I'm starting to disbelieve the genius of this paper already. It's terrible organized and appears to be mind vomit. I'll save it.
1 am: 7 pages of mind vomit.
1:22 am: 8 pages. some of it is mind vomit and some of it is flowing quite nicely. Right now my goal is to finish, go to bed, and overhaul it in the morning.
"How did people's perceptions and beliefs refarding the nature of humanity change during the Early Modern Period? Compare and contrast the Medieval, Renaissance, Reformation and Enlightenment view of man and society."
Yeah.
help.
I am such a slacker.
I just started writing this paper and I've had all day to write it. Instead, I have made cookies, watched my favorite TV show, re-read all of the readings (Zadig by Voltaire is my favorite), perused my movie collection, chatted online, and gotten nothing done.
I started writing right after my TV show ended at 11. I have 2 pages, and the time is now 11:20.
8-10 pages.
I'll be done by 1 am.
Watch this journal for updates on my progress, and be amazed. You'll all be paying me to write your papers for you.
11:45. 3 and a half pages. 4 and a half more to go, if I do just the bare minimum. and I won't.
11:57 4 and a half pages.
12:23, 6 and a half pages and I'm starting to disbelieve the genius of this paper already. It's terrible organized and appears to be mind vomit. I'll save it.
1 am: 7 pages of mind vomit.
1:22 am: 8 pages. some of it is mind vomit and some of it is flowing quite nicely. Right now my goal is to finish, go to bed, and overhaul it in the morning.
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And then I'd get perfect score on it.
It just has to sound academic, and maybe a bit pretentious. You'll get by.
I think it's called "knowing how to work the system."