Hello, friends. I would like to inform you that i've become an Art Pimp, and am whoring out some of my work, for keeps! Please check out my stuff . The site is almost done, I'd like to add some very brand new things i've been working on. The only thing that's missing is...um...a lot of the prices, because i'm still trying to figure out how to price the original pieces (but note! the many affordable photographic prints!! The envelope will asplode with gratitude and love!) . I mean, i get upset when a pen runs out of ink, and feel like i'm losing a friend, so this is kind of like selling off my children, if i gave birth to a litter of kittens, because most of you know i don't care to have children around.
For now, if you like something, make me an offer. Things are already going fast, for not having completed the site and all. I'm fair, nice, not to mention slightly desperate..
KEEP ME AWAY FROM A LIFE OF HUSTLIN', DAMMIT!! I'm sick and can't afford any more vitamin C!
Anyone who makes a witty comment about how they would like for me to start hustlin, i promise that if such a career for me came to light, I would make sure to contract like, 50 STDs before you became my customer, and give them all to you. Oh no, wait. I'm in Baltimore. Make that 500.
For now, if you like something, make me an offer. Things are already going fast, for not having completed the site and all. I'm fair, nice, not to mention slightly desperate..
KEEP ME AWAY FROM A LIFE OF HUSTLIN', DAMMIT!! I'm sick and can't afford any more vitamin C!
Anyone who makes a witty comment about how they would like for me to start hustlin, i promise that if such a career for me came to light, I would make sure to contract like, 50 STDs before you became my customer, and give them all to you. Oh no, wait. I'm in Baltimore. Make that 500.
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mrdeity:
I never thought about that... I'll have to try it. 
drago:
Oh, I guess it's a good thing that I didn't go there and hold any managers faces next to any heating elements, like I almost did on my way to and from 646 E. 35th st. Those guys are lucky I was watching The Godfather when you called, instead of The Sopranos.