Wake up.
Cleanse body.
Dress.
Take pills.
Consider food.
Procure beverage.
Move along.
I've heard that this can be a relatively pain-free process and can, for some, even become routine. Such is not the case in my house. With increasing regularity, I find myself floundering among these pillars of hygene and health.
Recent episodes of pooch screwing include, but are not limited to the following:...
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Cleanse body.
Dress.
Take pills.
Consider food.
Procure beverage.
Move along.
I've heard that this can be a relatively pain-free process and can, for some, even become routine. Such is not the case in my house. With increasing regularity, I find myself floundering among these pillars of hygene and health.
Recent episodes of pooch screwing include, but are not limited to the following:...
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darklis:
I've been so good lately, I think my boobs have shrunk. That's what happens to good girls, you know. 
kiva:
I hEART yOU!!!!
Statement.
Statement.
Pretentious statement.
Trite observation of fault.
Sweeping generalizations.
Action-packed gestures.
Half-cocked rationale.
More sweeping generalizations.
Finger pointing.
Recap of NPR news.
Overstatement of genius.
Moment of introspection.
Cathartic self-realization.
Nervous giggling.
Failed attempts at wit.
Moderation of earlier claims.
Musical/literary quotation.
Nihilist, dismissive conclusion.
*Addendum - now featuring stars*
Visual imagery.
Link.
Self satisfaction.
Curtain.
Statement.
Pretentious statement.
Trite observation of fault.
Sweeping generalizations.
Action-packed gestures.
Half-cocked rationale.
More sweeping generalizations.
Finger pointing.
Recap of NPR news.
Overstatement of genius.
Moment of introspection.
Cathartic self-realization.
Nervous giggling.
Failed attempts at wit.
Moderation of earlier claims.
Musical/literary quotation.
Nihilist, dismissive conclusion.
*Addendum - now featuring stars*
Visual imagery.
Link.
Self satisfaction.
Curtain.
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darklis:
Had to share.
Had to share.
darklis:
I don't think anything could top the bunghole liquors. 
On another note, I have a vague recollection of you requesting to buy some of my soap. If I get my ass is in gear, which is difficult for me at the best of times, I will be selling some stuff in the suicidegirl sales group. If you need it soon, email me through my profile thingy and let me know what the hell you'd want.
On another note, I have a vague recollection of you requesting to buy some of my soap. If I get my ass is in gear, which is difficult for me at the best of times, I will be selling some stuff in the suicidegirl sales group. If you need it soon, email me through my profile thingy and let me know what the hell you'd want.
No regular web access means no SG for me.
Situation to be remedied shortly.
Thank you.
Mgmt.
Situation to be remedied shortly.
Thank you.
Mgmt.
*The boy dings the side of his wine glass with his spoon*
This isn't gonna be one of those 'current events' updates. In fact, it may be a dreadfully narcisistic journal, but one I'm gonna write just the same. Call me a pig. Call me part of the problem. Call my a power mongering, gas guzzling, ugly American man. Point your fingers. Raise your pickets....
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This isn't gonna be one of those 'current events' updates. In fact, it may be a dreadfully narcisistic journal, but one I'm gonna write just the same. Call me a pig. Call me part of the problem. Call my a power mongering, gas guzzling, ugly American man. Point your fingers. Raise your pickets....
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cklarock:
We were totally having an Eidolon lovefest. In fact, once we're done talking about you, we kind of run out of stuff to talk about. So we'll sit there in this increaseingly uncomfortable silence, and then start talking about you again.
You're one of the good ones, dude. And now I am the only boy on your friends list, so I feel all extra special.
Now, I don't know your penis, but if it's anything like mine, I can see why you love it so much, because I'm kind of having a renaissance of my love affair with my penis at the moment.
We lovessss it, precioussss.
(Nassssty hobitses try to sssteal it, precioussss? Filthy, nassty hobitses . .)
You're one of the good ones, dude. And now I am the only boy on your friends list, so I feel all extra special.
Now, I don't know your penis, but if it's anything like mine, I can see why you love it so much, because I'm kind of having a renaissance of my love affair with my penis at the moment.
We lovessss it, precioussss.
(Nassssty hobitses try to sssteal it, precioussss? Filthy, nassty hobitses . .)
kiva:
hey yer back
Living for and in each moment is a wonderful thing until you have to choose between today's immediate moments and the ones that will potentially make-up the foundation of your future.
Maybe an obvious statement, but one that I, more than likely, could not have made only a few years ago.
I find myself in the position of having to decide between today and tomorrow....
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Maybe an obvious statement, but one that I, more than likely, could not have made only a few years ago.
I find myself in the position of having to decide between today and tomorrow....
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cklarock:
^ That roots track I put on the um . . . that one mix . . . where Malik goes, "You would think it was the Fourth of July, 'cause in Illadelph a round of applause light up the sky"? That's a DJ Krush track.
". . . and DJ Krush is the producer. I come from Illadelph where your health, you never take for granted. As hot as the equator in a cipher 'round the planet."
". . . and DJ Krush is the producer. I come from Illadelph where your health, you never take for granted. As hot as the equator in a cipher 'round the planet."
I got a call today saying that the drawing for my backpiece is 99% done. I plan to pay Mr. Miles Maniaci a visit in the next day or two so that I can check it out.
To sat that I'm excited is an understatement, and a serious one. Though, as with any good excitement, there are nerves. Obviously, I've been tattooed more that a...
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To sat that I'm excited is an understatement, and a serious one. Though, as with any good excitement, there are nerves. Obviously, I've been tattooed more that a...
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darklis:
Just take a piece of leather to bite down on and a flask of moonshine. You'll have a hangover and sore teeth plus a kick ass tattoo.
Clowns. How can so many of them fit into that lil car? I'm really glad they hate mimes, though.
You'll have a hangover and sore teeth plus a kick ass tattoo.
Clowns. How can so many of them fit into that lil car?
I'm really glad they hate mimes, though.
darklis:
There's also Krusty's Kristmas Klassic.
My sister (yes there is another one of my species,) went to clown school. No joke. Comedy writing and performance. Humber college, Toronto.
She obviously learned from me, I'm a natural.
My sister (yes there is another one of my species,) went to clown school. No joke. Comedy writing and performance. Humber college, Toronto.
She obviously learned from me, I'm a natural.
I'm lucky. Very lucky.
Why?
Not really sure.
How do I know I'm lucky?
Because a coffee and a pastry told me so.
Doesn't take much more than that to steer a life, sometimes.
The aftermath I'm living in right now seems to be an entirely different aftermath than the one in which I'd been living for a while. Years, really.
In this aftermath, I've...
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Why?
Not really sure.
How do I know I'm lucky?
Because a coffee and a pastry told me so.
Doesn't take much more than that to steer a life, sometimes.
The aftermath I'm living in right now seems to be an entirely different aftermath than the one in which I'd been living for a while. Years, really.
In this aftermath, I've...
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darklis:
Be careful when you suggest that I'm giggling like a nervous schoolgirl. You might just end up with a vision of me in pigtails, a plaid skirt and knee socks sqealing and flashing white cotton panties.
This could very well be my new favorite thing. 
This could very well be my new favorite thing.
darklis:
Suddenly, like a brick between the eyes....you realized this clown you've been talking to......had great cans.
Ha ha. Thanks, though.
You're not so bad yourself there, big fella.
Ha ha. Thanks, though.
You're not so bad yourself there, big fella. yup.
When a compulsion hits, and hits hard, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Sometimes moments of sererdipidous delight are no farther away than your nearest carry-out menu.
Can I get a fist in the air for those wonderful Pan-Asians - I don't think Pan-Asia can be found on a map, but it must be a land of dreams, filled with lusty...
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When a compulsion hits, and hits hard, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Sometimes moments of sererdipidous delight are no farther away than your nearest carry-out menu.
Can I get a fist in the air for those wonderful Pan-Asians - I don't think Pan-Asia can be found on a map, but it must be a land of dreams, filled with lusty...
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cklarock:
For real! Who have you played with? Who do you think you play like? Anyone I might have heard?
ghost333:
Yo dawg check these Garageband tracks. #1 done with guitar and bass (live tracks) and #2 pieced together with the GB inventory. Peace!
Sunday night and here I sit, shaking my head and laughing to myself.
Neighbors. Pfft.
Four hours! Can you believe it? Four hours. Every Sunday like clockwork - and loud. Soooo loud.
I'd be happy for them if it was four hours of loud, gleeful, boisterous lovemaking or even good, old-fashioned fucking, but it's not.
They fight.
Then they fight some more.
Like spoiled children,...
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Neighbors. Pfft.
Four hours! Can you believe it? Four hours. Every Sunday like clockwork - and loud. Soooo loud.
I'd be happy for them if it was four hours of loud, gleeful, boisterous lovemaking or even good, old-fashioned fucking, but it's not.
They fight.
Then they fight some more.
Like spoiled children,...
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darklis:
Your little comment made my day.
darklis:
I like the Duff man idea.
what the hell-
time to dust off the ol' girl and take her for one more spin.
let's see if she purrs like she used-a-could.
now
unless i'm wrong - and i'm never wrong - there's something warm and amber waiting for me under the seat.
with a little fire in the belly, its time to light it up one more time.
hold on kids,...
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time to dust off the ol' girl and take her for one more spin.
let's see if she purrs like she used-a-could.
now
unless i'm wrong - and i'm never wrong - there's something warm and amber waiting for me under the seat.
with a little fire in the belly, its time to light it up one more time.
hold on kids,...
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darklis:
Sinatra and acne boy shall be UNSTOPPABLE!
twwly:
Rhinestone flask. A+!