ehma

Sometimes I enjoy the finer things in life.

Such as replacing the women's restroom key at work with another copy of the men's restroom key so guys walk in on each other taking a piss.

To the Mexican't-Asian gang who came into my store Friday night, I would love to make you walk in on each other again. And if you put another beer bottle behind my coworkers car, I'll put sugar in your gas tank after I take that bottle, break it in half, and smash your cock in with it.

Have a nice day, fuckers!!