I'm bored.
I worked seven days in a row last week.
The power in Tanasbourne went out, leaving only random flood lights, car lights, and emergency lights on all over the city. Then we had a gas leak which we breathed in for 45 minutes. On the plus hand, I got off work 6 hours early.
Immitating a manly voice, I said, "I'd hit that (refering to a girl)... WITH A STICK." out loud to customers at work. That chick's a fucking BUTTERFACE.
I threw a tiny piece of chocolate at Nicole when she was behind the counter and ducked down behind the CDs so she wouldn't see me, only I forgot the mop was behind me when I hit the floor, slipped backwards and landed on my ass in front of more customers, only to have Nicole walk up to me and chuck the chocolate at my face.
Then I was rinsing out pitchers for the AM crew only to get the faucet caught under my apron making it look like I fucking PEED myself!!
The chuchies who came in continue to pray for me because I'm very "spiritually confused". I just about dropped their bible in their Pumpkin Spice Lattes again!!
Woo, hooray for Hanukkah!
I worked seven days in a row last week.
The power in Tanasbourne went out, leaving only random flood lights, car lights, and emergency lights on all over the city. Then we had a gas leak which we breathed in for 45 minutes. On the plus hand, I got off work 6 hours early.
Immitating a manly voice, I said, "I'd hit that (refering to a girl)... WITH A STICK." out loud to customers at work. That chick's a fucking BUTTERFACE.
I threw a tiny piece of chocolate at Nicole when she was behind the counter and ducked down behind the CDs so she wouldn't see me, only I forgot the mop was behind me when I hit the floor, slipped backwards and landed on my ass in front of more customers, only to have Nicole walk up to me and chuck the chocolate at my face.
Then I was rinsing out pitchers for the AM crew only to get the faucet caught under my apron making it look like I fucking PEED myself!!
The chuchies who came in continue to pray for me because I'm very "spiritually confused". I just about dropped their bible in their Pumpkin Spice Lattes again!!
Woo, hooray for Hanukkah!
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saltlord:
I managed the Red Robin in Tanasbourne 9 years ago. A wind storm took all of the power out in the area but us because of the bank's power grid. Fucking quarter staffed and the whole town wants to come in for drinks and a smiling fucking burger. I played solo bartender with tickets around my neck like a lei. I still have nightmares of that fucking ticket printer never stopping. So glad I'm out of restaurants.
skywisdom:
Man. you never update. I mean, I don't very often, but you NEVER update. It's pretty dissapointing.