Dear Men (and Women...whatever)
I hate you for the following reasons:
1)You are intentionally deceiving, a relationship of any kind can work, whether it be friendship or fuck buddy as long as it's MUTUAL and both people know what the fuck is going on.
2)You expect me to conform to your needs. Give it the fuck up. I don't care if you have a dog, it's not a legitimate excuse FOR ANYTHING!
3)Shy/Introverted does NOT make you a nice guy by any means. You need to come to terms with the fact that you are a pussy and THAT'S why women don't like you. No woman wants a man who shares his feelings more than we do ok?
4)Try to fucking care...ABOUT ANYTHING! Jesus fucking christ! Since when are you so goddamn desirable that you expect me make all the effort? You're not that great, get over yourself.
5)Learn Foreplay, what it means and how to do it. Sticking your hand down my pants is not considered foreplay.
6)If you have a small dick try not to suck at everything else also...because I need incentive...at least be a decent kisser PLEASE.
7) There isn't a number 7 right now, I just hate you and thought you should know one mroe time. I am so frustrated with people and I'm sick of being treated like shit through inaction and apathy...that is the modern mistreatment of potential partners today...fucking apathy.
*The above is not directed at one man/woman. It is an amalgam of assholes compiled for your ranting pleasure.
Rant on SG.
I hate you for the following reasons:
1)You are intentionally deceiving, a relationship of any kind can work, whether it be friendship or fuck buddy as long as it's MUTUAL and both people know what the fuck is going on.
2)You expect me to conform to your needs. Give it the fuck up. I don't care if you have a dog, it's not a legitimate excuse FOR ANYTHING!
3)Shy/Introverted does NOT make you a nice guy by any means. You need to come to terms with the fact that you are a pussy and THAT'S why women don't like you. No woman wants a man who shares his feelings more than we do ok?
4)Try to fucking care...ABOUT ANYTHING! Jesus fucking christ! Since when are you so goddamn desirable that you expect me make all the effort? You're not that great, get over yourself.
5)Learn Foreplay, what it means and how to do it. Sticking your hand down my pants is not considered foreplay.
6)If you have a small dick try not to suck at everything else also...because I need incentive...at least be a decent kisser PLEASE.
7) There isn't a number 7 right now, I just hate you and thought you should know one mroe time. I am so frustrated with people and I'm sick of being treated like shit through inaction and apathy...that is the modern mistreatment of potential partners today...fucking apathy.
*The above is not directed at one man/woman. It is an amalgam of assholes compiled for your ranting pleasure.
Rant on SG.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
guitargeek:
I am so crushing on you...
panzermensch:
Nice bike 
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