1. My uncle once: drove off without his mother in law. sweet
2. Never in my life Have I: beat a woman
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile: glombie, the cat
4. High School is: a surprisingly fond memory
5. When I'm nervous: I get cranky
6. The last time I cried was: when I got hitched
7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: they were Handome Dave, Chris, and Chu
9. My hair: brown and professional
10. When I was 5: I was in kindergarten
11. Last Christmas I: hung out with industrielle. now thats a good present
12. When I turn my head left, I see: my kitchen
13. When I turn my head right, I see: curtains
14. When I look down I see: hawaiian print boxer shorts
15. The craziest recent event was: trying to not commit malpractice today
16. If I was a character on Friends I'd be: considering a different set of roomates
17. By this time next year: I will be 10X as awesome
18. My favorite Aunt is: Well, as janette is my only one, I guess it is her
19. I have a hard time understanding: fundamentalist and born again christians
20. One time at a family gathering: I yelled at my mother in law
21. You know I "like" you if: I tell you so
22. If I won an award, the first person (people) I'd thank is: Handsome dave, to whom I owe my life
23. Take my advice: don't ever trust people who try ant tell you what to do, they probably don't do whatever it is themself. Hypocrites talk loudly
24. My ideal breakfast is: fried chicken and waffles
25. If you visit my hometown: enjoy Florida football or be bored as hell. If its my other hometown, enjoy disneyworld, or be bored as hell
26. Where do you plan to visit anytime soon: probably LA
27. If you spend the night at my house: We can go to the peppermill in the morning for a bitchin 10 egg omlet.
28. I'd stop my wedding if: too late
29. The world could do without: people who take things on blind faith. Make em prove it. (maybe thats just the atheist/lawyer talking)
30. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: take the easy way out
31. Most recent thing you've bought yourself: $550 john varvatos dress boots
32. Most recent thing someone else bought for you: a new cardigan, by proxy
33. My favorite blonde is: if I don't say mercy, she'll hit me.
34. My favorite brunette is: me
35. And by the way: apparently isoflavones don't lower your cholesterol.
36. The last time I was high: I don't get high. hippies
37. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: manatees and three toad sloths
38. I should have been: no regrets here
39. Once, at a bar: There was a girl who wanted a drink from me when I was trying to talk to my friend chuck r. She came up and was acting all coy and put her boobs on my arm and was all like "hey, you wanna buy me a drink." So I took $5 out of my wallet, thew it at her, and said, "if I give you this, will you leave me alone." She did, and she took the money. THere are two morals to this story 1. don't bother me when I'm trying to talk to people with whom I'm trying to network and 2. you will not get lucky at a bar by throwing money at women and telling them to sod off. true story
40. Last night: nothing exiting happened. probably due to it being monday and all
41. There's this girl I know who: eh, you all know her too
42. This guy I know: looks like a statue of zeus. that guy is not me
43. A better name for me would be: Bjorne, wich is what I was supposed to be named
44. If I ever go back to school I'll: probably get my Ph.D in early US history
45. My birthday is: sept 12, 1977
"don't get hot and flustered. Use a bit of mustard." -Dr. Frankenfurter
2. Never in my life Have I: beat a woman
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile: glombie, the cat
4. High School is: a surprisingly fond memory
5. When I'm nervous: I get cranky
6. The last time I cried was: when I got hitched
7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: they were Handome Dave, Chris, and Chu
9. My hair: brown and professional
10. When I was 5: I was in kindergarten
11. Last Christmas I: hung out with industrielle. now thats a good present
12. When I turn my head left, I see: my kitchen
13. When I turn my head right, I see: curtains
14. When I look down I see: hawaiian print boxer shorts
15. The craziest recent event was: trying to not commit malpractice today
16. If I was a character on Friends I'd be: considering a different set of roomates
17. By this time next year: I will be 10X as awesome
18. My favorite Aunt is: Well, as janette is my only one, I guess it is her
19. I have a hard time understanding: fundamentalist and born again christians
20. One time at a family gathering: I yelled at my mother in law
21. You know I "like" you if: I tell you so
22. If I won an award, the first person (people) I'd thank is: Handsome dave, to whom I owe my life
23. Take my advice: don't ever trust people who try ant tell you what to do, they probably don't do whatever it is themself. Hypocrites talk loudly
24. My ideal breakfast is: fried chicken and waffles
25. If you visit my hometown: enjoy Florida football or be bored as hell. If its my other hometown, enjoy disneyworld, or be bored as hell
26. Where do you plan to visit anytime soon: probably LA
27. If you spend the night at my house: We can go to the peppermill in the morning for a bitchin 10 egg omlet.
28. I'd stop my wedding if: too late
29. The world could do without: people who take things on blind faith. Make em prove it. (maybe thats just the atheist/lawyer talking)
30. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: take the easy way out
31. Most recent thing you've bought yourself: $550 john varvatos dress boots
32. Most recent thing someone else bought for you: a new cardigan, by proxy
33. My favorite blonde is: if I don't say mercy, she'll hit me.
34. My favorite brunette is: me
35. And by the way: apparently isoflavones don't lower your cholesterol.
36. The last time I was high: I don't get high. hippies
37. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: manatees and three toad sloths
38. I should have been: no regrets here
39. Once, at a bar: There was a girl who wanted a drink from me when I was trying to talk to my friend chuck r. She came up and was acting all coy and put her boobs on my arm and was all like "hey, you wanna buy me a drink." So I took $5 out of my wallet, thew it at her, and said, "if I give you this, will you leave me alone." She did, and she took the money. THere are two morals to this story 1. don't bother me when I'm trying to talk to people with whom I'm trying to network and 2. you will not get lucky at a bar by throwing money at women and telling them to sod off. true story
40. Last night: nothing exiting happened. probably due to it being monday and all
41. There's this girl I know who: eh, you all know her too
42. This guy I know: looks like a statue of zeus. that guy is not me
43. A better name for me would be: Bjorne, wich is what I was supposed to be named
44. If I ever go back to school I'll: probably get my Ph.D in early US history
45. My birthday is: sept 12, 1977
"don't get hot and flustered. Use a bit of mustard." -Dr. Frankenfurter
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twztdchik:
Sorry. We're not going anywhere. Just not going to come on SG anymore. I hardly use it. Hope you & Gwen are well!
teena:
i like # 23. its good advice!