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wow...last night was fuckin awesome. me and two friends went porn shoppin, like every one does on a wednesday night. While there, we met the owner. he gave us each a free dvd, and he gave us a full tour. he introduced my friends to glory holes, gave us free tokens for the booths, and spent two fuckin hours talkin to us (which kinda sucked b/c we left my 16 y/o brother in the car). He told us about all the sex parties he hooks up in the houston area, and he was sooooooo cool. He found out i worked for the Daily Cougar, and he told me to interview this one girl who comes to fuck her b/f with te door open and then invite people to join. I'm sooooo gonna do it...hehe well, i might interview her too. Anyway, he told us about buttfuckin everything.

After that, we drove to randalls (grocery 24 hours) and my bro yelled at us for leaving him...he was fuckin sweaty. there were no cars AT ALL on the road, so i thought we missed the nuclear holocaust, and at a long red light, i got out, screamed WHY?!?!?!?! really load in the middle of it, and fell to my knees. My friends and my bro laughed, but i was in true despair. then a car pulled up, and i got into the car again, grateful that we weren't the only ones left.

oh, we had some crazy times, but the world is still safe