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effie_clair

Dallas, TX

Member Since 2010

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Wednesday Nov 17, 2010

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Why do I have penis candies?
Yeah, I don't know why either.


Not awesome candy-wise. I didn't expect them to taste of penises or anything but they could've had a flavor... fruity peens.

My smoke alarm system has decided to chirp at random intervals and there is nothing to be done about it but for waiting it out and trying not to shoot the speakers (yes.. the alarm system has speakers... it's an annoying p.o.s.)

My tummy is ow. Must be all the penises. Penises not Penii.
Peniseseseseseseseses.

Really into this whilst stoned:



Also watching a ton of choreography lately and anxiously awaiting the day when the house will be ready so that I can do more than apartment "mini" dance.
It's a thing.

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