Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

effie_clair

Dallas, TX

Member Since 2010

Followers 544 Following 211

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Friday Jun 11, 2010

Jun 10, 2010
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
The solitary interesting bit of today was when I sprayed myself in the eye with perfume... again. When I was in High School, I did the exact same damn thing only to the nth degree. Today, in the stead of rushing to the optometrist, I stood under a cold shower with my eyes open and shudder-laughed at my own idiocy.

Coincidentally, also related to perfume, one of my bottles has a foreskin:

And I also found pictures (in my webcam folder) from before I had to cut my hair and it makes my insides sad but you can tell from the picture that I was dye-mad and needed to be scared straight:


Also watched a debate with Michael Shermer and feel my dorky crush growing like a ... growing thing. Analogy fail night. I woke up on the wrong side of my brain today, apparently.

More Blogs

  • 05.26.10
    5

    Wednesday May 26, 2010

    News to me: I have trouble braiding when I'm high. That's my major "…
  • 05.19.10
    0

    Thursday May 20, 2010

    Haha! I just saw someone getting towed. That almost makes waking up…
  • 05.19.10
    1

    Wednesday May 19, 2010

    Yoga done, it is now time for me to hike to the gym and hope the fuck…
  • 05.18.10
    0

    Wednesday May 19, 2010

    Yesterday was pretty much a total abortion. I did get an hour of my…
  • 05.17.10
    3

    Tuesday May 18, 2010

    So I woke up at 4 AM this morning. In case anyone was wondering, I a…
  • 05.16.10
    4

    Sunday May 16, 2010

    I've been having a bit of vertigo since I fell the other day which ma…
  • 05.14.10
    3

    Friday May 14, 2010

    I recognize that the previous post was an inordinately long and cavil…
  • 05.14.10
    0

    Friday May 14, 2010

    What's up with today today? Yesterday, I anticipated this morning w…
  • 05.12.10
    2

    Thursday May 13, 2010

    Read More
  • 05.07.10
    0

    Friday May 07, 2010

    Chipped a tooth for the first time since I was stupid enough to jump …

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

24
years
7
months
8
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,655 SuicideGirls
  • 1,113,818 followers
  • 15,081,937 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,747,876 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Complaint / Content Removal Policy | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2026

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo