Tagged by @rare
1. I come across as a nice guy mostly, but I’m not really. I have an attitude problem. Mostly I just want to be left alone, at the lake. Or any body of water, for that matter. I’m good at making friends out of strangers.
2. I’m addicted to style. Male, female, Martian... not that Martians do it for me or anything... (that would maybe be weird) BUT, I can truly appreciate art when delivered personally. Kind of like how you do it. More artistic. I like that
BUT
3. Speed. More Speed. It’s what I think I need. It’s almost killed me once... BUT... the BIG fkn S on my wife beater says I can’t lose... so WTF and Why not. And no, I would never hit a girl unless she begged for it.
4. I can NOT figure out why I keep eating food hot enough to be the reason for the Polar Ice Caps melting. I really mean it. I can’t fkn stop. I’ll be sweating and trying to catch my breath and STILL pumping hot sauce in by the bottle. WAIT FOR IT ... BUTT
5. I’m a hopeless romantic. Hopeless because I’m not very romantic. My idea is a flower and a fresh cooked meal, followed by 3 hours of tender rubbing. Ok, so your fingers get a little tired, they’ll loosen up after some sleep. I’ll probably be asleep before you BUT... I’ll be awake WAY before you, and I won’t wake you up, unless you want me to
6. It’s always BUT with these fkn guys. BUT not this guy. I’m honest as much as I can be. I love with my whole heart. I’m not perfect. BUT I never cared about that anyway. I’m just me. I love every person I meet just because I got to meet them and I’m not done yet, so hmmm
who to tag...
(all of you actually BUT...)
Oh yeah, P.S., whole lotta buts around here
