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does it bother me that all my "friends" are chicks?










no. no it doesn't.

got cockblocked so much this weekend...

i was hitting on a chick tonight, and she was feeling it...but my friends wanted to leave, so they told me she had a boyfriend...she called a little later, completely upset that i was, "dragging her along"...

fucking friends

okay, it's about time i find a nice chick, one that i can let snuggle with me every now and again. maybe some of that sex stuff that everyone is always ranting about. i'll just go walk around campus with a 100 dollar bill hanging out of my pants. better yet, a puppy. chicks dig those.

i started "maymester" today. it wasn't terrible, but it...
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i love how fun my life can be at times.

my buddy works at a video store, and he asked me to swing by his house and pick up "a few pornos" that were sitting on his table, and bring them to his store.

i got to his place, and saw a pile of about 45 pornos, covering the entire surface of his table. i...
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i finally read the infamous "blumpkin story". he was going to tell it to me someday, but only if he was high. i never thought to ask him to tell it until after he passed. no one else was allowed to tell it, so i thought i was shit out of luck. then, i realized that he had sent a written copy of the story...
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i'm a jerkface.

time to stop eing fat...

what's up with styrofoam?

why's it gotta sound like nails on a chalkboard and shit?

fuck styrofoam.

i have 46 images to memorize by tomorrow, along with where they were produced, by whom, and when...

shit.