it's so cold in my house that when i pee i can't touch my penis with my frozen ass fingers or else it retracts and suddenly i have a vaginer.
which leads me to believe that the abominable snowman is in reality, an abominal snowbitch.
cause if that big ass yeti was a dude, he'd be all like, fuck this arctic shit, i'm moving to...
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which leads me to believe that the abominable snowman is in reality, an abominal snowbitch.
cause if that big ass yeti was a dude, he'd be all like, fuck this arctic shit, i'm moving to...
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i need new music. i need some suggestions.
it's too cold in my house to write a real entry, so i'll wait until i can feel my fingers again...
it's too cold in my house to write a real entry, so i'll wait until i can feel my fingers again...
nolan_void:
What's your genre of choice?
xbronzebeautyx:
i'm really sorry about your friend! 
hope your doing well
hope your doing well
nadya:
that guy must've gotten allllll the ladies fo sho.
you should probably shit on your neighbors lawn in honor of him.. i have a feeling he'd appreciate that.
you should probably shit on your neighbors lawn in honor of him.. i have a feeling he'd appreciate that.
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paz:
yeah, you can turn it into a stencil. what will this stencil be used for? what kind of stencil exactly?
paz:
thats awesome. if you do anythign with it i would love to see, if you dont mind.
i voted for farts.
viciousdemalice:
Me, I went for Burps
nadya:
hot.
viciousdemalice:
"We aint gonna take any from this swine..." Classic, trully classic, your rad. 
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nadya:
it means urinate. why didn't i just say urinate? cuz i'm an asshole.
viciousdemalice:
Unicorns are pretty rad, but I'd still like to be a cheetah, the thought of running faster than freeway speeds just turns me on for some reason. Think about, want to go to the beach? RUN, I'd be there in five minutes, plus I could kill stuff with my bare fangs and claws, now that's rad.
pirates are cool and all...but astronauts are where its at.
i like dressing up like an astronaut, even when it's not halloween or christmas, and talking like i'm the first man on the planet living room.
stickers make everything better. have a dead cat in the middle of the street just outside your house? cover him in neat airplane stickers, or hearts and stars and...
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i like dressing up like an astronaut, even when it's not halloween or christmas, and talking like i'm the first man on the planet living room.
stickers make everything better. have a dead cat in the middle of the street just outside your house? cover him in neat airplane stickers, or hearts and stars and...
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godsmoker:
Awesome pic in the snowboarders group. That place looks hella rad!
pixxy:
how about a astronaut with a pirate hat + eye patch
Reagan's new set makes me want to do sit-ups.
i'll never be an uber-hot girl if i don't get started on them right away. i would go to the gym with my all rush mix tape and ride the bike for like 5 hours, but the water got cut off today so i'd be even smellier tomorrow at work cause i can't shower. don't...
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i'll never be an uber-hot girl if i don't get started on them right away. i would go to the gym with my all rush mix tape and ride the bike for like 5 hours, but the water got cut off today so i'd be even smellier tomorrow at work cause i can't shower. don't...
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heatherann007:
Oh... you're in VA. Just saw that. I'm originally from western MD. I miss the east coast.
viciousdemalice:
Radness is as radness does, so yeah. Early fuck huh? That's cool, I think that's what I got, but I can't be sure. Come on, you know you missed me...
Enjoy the waffles!!!
Enjoy the waffles!!!
when i drink i feel an urge to become someone or something i'm not. for instance, the other night i drank rum, and suddenly i was a pirate. the kind of pirate that crawls out of his bed at 5 in the morning to vomit all over the toilet seat, then pisses on his own clean laundry.
ahoy.
man, if you woke up and you...
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ahoy.
man, if you woke up and you...
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viciousdemalice:
Rad doesn't begin to describe it!!! And as the regining King Of Bongland, I'll tell you one thing, it never gets old.
You make me smile and laugh like no one I have ever known, and I'm right there with you on the anal sex thing, and the toothbrush thing, and the pissing on the clean clothes....
You make me smile and laugh like no one I have ever known, and I'm right there with you on the anal sex thing, and the toothbrush thing, and the pissing on the clean clothes....
reagan:
you should get drunk and try to be a tea kettle. i'd love it
I'm gonna put it on a few t-shirts, and that's about it I think...