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maybe i should get a rabbit, kill it, then eat it. i'll feed the rabbit other rabbits, to be sure that the bunny-flavor is potent. i don't know, maybe it'd be better to try it with a cat.

phil did it once.

sure phil is gross (i mean, take a shower at least once a month dude.hell, it works for me) but his sister is fine. i kinda dig the giant mole she has on her neck, it's like a fist sized sign saying, "hey, you don't even have to buy me drinks to have consentual sex with this freakshow!" i

wonder why she hasn't called me back? maybe it's cause she got fat... or fat-ter. and she doesn't want me to see her looking so ugly...uglier. whatever.

maybe this time she'll let me finish my plan to rid her of all that excess hair. i mean, what's a few days without any pigment against a veritable forest of folicles on all but 8 square inches of your disgusting, odorous body? she's kind of dumb too. stupid enough to buy a dildo in a dick storm. horny enough too. man i miss her greasy, stupid, hairy, smelly ass.

yeah...where's my phonebook.