enough about my giant penis already. where was i? oh yeah. i've always kind of wanted to be a werewolf.
when a full moon rolls around, i'd be all killing people and shit. and growling. growling would be satisfying. any attempt towards a growl nowadays usually sounds pretty pathetic, like a female tennis player after a serve.
it would suck waking up naked in the morning in some random, horribly dank place. like that time i woke up at that one chick's place. you know the one, she's all fat and she gets around? you know, like her pussy should say "cock-pit" on it or something? maybe you don't remember her, but she lived with you a while back, you know, sharing a bed with your dad and shit.
anyways, is there such thing as a wereshark? cause if there is, i'd be one of those in an instant. i'd steal people's ice cream and be like, "what are you going to do about it, i'm a wereshark, bitch."
when i go to the beach i am going to cover myself in chum and go swimming so i can become one.
when a full moon rolls around, i'd be all killing people and shit. and growling. growling would be satisfying. any attempt towards a growl nowadays usually sounds pretty pathetic, like a female tennis player after a serve.
it would suck waking up naked in the morning in some random, horribly dank place. like that time i woke up at that one chick's place. you know the one, she's all fat and she gets around? you know, like her pussy should say "cock-pit" on it or something? maybe you don't remember her, but she lived with you a while back, you know, sharing a bed with your dad and shit.
anyways, is there such thing as a wereshark? cause if there is, i'd be one of those in an instant. i'd steal people's ice cream and be like, "what are you going to do about it, i'm a wereshark, bitch."
when i go to the beach i am going to cover myself in chum and go swimming so i can become one.
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pulloffmywings:
thank you 
of course, this means i am older and wiser than you, i hope you know that...
of course, this means i am older and wiser than you, i hope you know that...
nataskaput:
i tore the Patellar Tendon a little, and a deep bruise that lead to alot of swelling in the Menicus, i'm going to rock those rail bash guards nexy year, the doctor seemed worried by all the chips taken out of my shins