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Sunday Apr 10, 2005

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zombies are chumps.

mummies are jerks.

self aware computers hell bent on the destruction of the human race are played out.

but ghosts, vampires, and werewolves are cool as shit.

ghosts are rad, because they can do some fucking cool shit. they can possess people, rattle stuff, move things, and wear hats.

if i were a ghost i'd totally be a dick about it. i'd always be hitting dudes in their nuts when they're talking to babes, or when they're drinking stuff, or about to say "i do" at their wedding.

i'd hide keys, money, the remote, small children and meat is places that you'd never find it, until it was too late and it smelled like you shat all over your house. it'd be so cool. i mean, if you're going to be dead, and your soul's gonna be all tormented and shit, then you gots to raise some hell for everyone else.

i wonder if ghosts can drive cars? cause if they can, i'm getting an old mustang and fucking shit up. i'd get so much ghost pussy. fucking ectoplasm and shit.
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reagan:
if i was a robot and you were a ghost, you'd be going down. robot
May 18, 2005
lilyk:
missing in action? did a zombie finally catch your ass?
May 22, 2005

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