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and then he said, "yeah, but only if i was drunk" and i was all like, "fuck that i saw you doing it the other day for crackers"

and get this, he did it for saltines. saltines are gay. if crackers were people, saltines would be that weird guy that tried to fuck his cousin last summer in the bathroom at the pool. and all the cool goldfish crackers would be all like, "dude he's so gross" cause goldfish crackers are like the elvis of the cracker world, you know, cause they're the king and shit and they shoot at their tvs with pistols.

he was hanging out with paul too. paul is uber gross to the max.

those fuckers were wearing all their hippie gang colors, red for satan, yellow for pee, and green meaning, "go ahead, eat babies" playing hackey sack, and growing weird goatees.

hippie beards fucking weird me out man.