so i was thinking about my ex-girlfriend the other day, when i came to the conclusion that weapons are pretty sweet.
hammers are excellent, but mostly for smashing mice, one by one, in a cardboard box.
swords are definately cool. vampires probably used swords when they existed before they were totally phased out by a whole different sort of evil: dentists.
but pirates used swords too, and thanks to johnny depp, pirates are totally gay. i'm not down with a 50-50 chance of gayness.
guns are most definately cool. i figure, i'm american, i have a penis, i ought to like guns. i wouldn't want a gun that shoots lazers or knives, or chocolate toilet paper rolls. i'd have it shoot chihuahuas.
cause there's nothing more annoying than a fucking chihuahua.
duh, even dracula knows that.
hammers are excellent, but mostly for smashing mice, one by one, in a cardboard box.
swords are definately cool. vampires probably used swords when they existed before they were totally phased out by a whole different sort of evil: dentists.
but pirates used swords too, and thanks to johnny depp, pirates are totally gay. i'm not down with a 50-50 chance of gayness.
guns are most definately cool. i figure, i'm american, i have a penis, i ought to like guns. i wouldn't want a gun that shoots lazers or knives, or chocolate toilet paper rolls. i'd have it shoot chihuahuas.
cause there's nothing more annoying than a fucking chihuahua.
duh, even dracula knows that.
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Ironically ... and kinda eerily, Strict Machine was playing on my Winamp when I read that.
Thanks for pointing that out.