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5 surefire ways to get a chick to stop bothering you
-call the week of her period "blowjob week"

-make her buy you dinner, then give all the leftovers (including hers) to your roommate's dog

-turn off the alarm and forget to wake her when she needs to go to class

-get another chicks number in front of her

-tell her that you're not drunk (lie) then pass out on top of her during sex

cool things:

-blowjobs

-snowboarding

-these gloves:


-these stickers:


-this thing:


-boobs

greener on the other side
i've been thinking about my ex girlfriend a lot lately, it's scary. i mean, she was like 5 failed relationships ago. i think i've been listening to atmosphere too much lately, goddamn emo-like rap.

i'd like to find a new cute/hot chick who i can get along with, joke with, get drunk with, and if i'm lucky enough, will have good style too. cause i'm about as deep as an ashtray.

i really wish i hadn't shaved my pubes the other night when i was bored. it's cold out now. and all of my boxers are MIA, which poses little to no threat until snowboard season, because boxers prevent the yo-yo effect. which is what happens when your balls snap down, then spring back upwards towards your taint (t'aint your balls, t'aint your ass) in a yo-yo like motion after landing off a big jump.

i'm rad.

Elvis