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pirates are cool and all...but astronauts are where its at.

i like dressing up like an astronaut, even when it's not halloween or christmas, and talking like i'm the first man on the planet living room.

stickers make everything better. have a dead cat in the middle of the street just outside your house? cover him in neat airplane stickers, or hearts and stars and he has become a festive decoration for your neighbors to enjoy!

i've become a huge fan of mood lighting lately. you have to have a sexy 15 watt bulb burning while you shave your pubes into odd shapes while listening to kenny g's the sounds of love. (which by the way, sounds nothing like love to me. there's usually a lot more sobbing and apologies in love making. at least in my experience) you just can't shave your pubes properly in the dark my friends...

i hate cell phones. cell phones are for jerks. i have a sleek, sexy bombadier 5000 phone, in limited edition gun metal black. yeah, it's a ground line phone. it rocks. it has a button that lets you call the last number you dialed effortlessly. does your gay cell phone have that? thought not. i use it to order chinese food and call my friends. i can do all this while sitting in the comfort of my own sexily lit, 15 watt womb, or cozy cave. cell phones are not cozy.

i do have a camera that looks like a cell phone though. sometimes you can make calls on it.

to be cozy or to be rad?

i think i'm already both...