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Sunday Apr 11, 2004

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my friends suggested that we reinstate the infamous jerk off competition from last spring, and they wanted me to be a part of it.

i was wary at first, only because i like to think that i have better things to do other than see how many times i can jerk off in a two week period. but after a game of edward forty hands someone suggested that we do it in honor of our fallen buddy blumpkin, and then i had to participate.

i'm not sure how i feel about honoring a friend by masterbating, but oh well.

the contest began at midnight easter sunday, and everyone already has 7, which is absurd, because i thought that i was in the lead with that same number. the two girls in the contest have 9 because they're jerks.

i feel really dirty now.
nataskaput:
it's shitty cuz i can't do it year round biggrin
Apr 11, 2004

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