eero

some people believe that when you die, you are reincarnated. now, i don't know if that is true or not, cause i haven't died yet, but i think that is something i'd be into.

now comes the hard part: what to be? a sea animal, a bird, or another human? what a hard question. i think a dolphin would be pretty awesome. you are able to swim very fast, and you're damn intelligent (for a fucking fish).

but being a goat would be nice as well because they are so evil. and being evil is always cool.

being a unicorn would be the best because they are magical as well as strong. a white unicorn would be the best. pure as snow. once i become a unicorn, know what i'll do? i'd go around the countryside gorging people with my long horn protruding from my head. that would be hella sweet. no one would suspect a cute unicorn to become a slayer of man.

it's fucking genius.


brilliant i tells you.