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why do you think blind people wear sunglasses? do they think they're actually going to help them from going blinder or something? i think they just like the attention. that's like a blind person's total m.o., you know? check me out, i'm blind! so what? i'm fat. i don't have a neon sign around my stomach. and what's with the stick? are they're looking for water? you know that thing doesn't even work. i guess it's kinda cool cause you can swing it around like a sword and whack people, and when they say something you can be like, "sorry, didn't see you there, i'm fucking blind!" i think the dog is overkill though. you can have your sunglasses and your stick, i understand, it's part of your blind guy outfit but i draw the line at the dog. you can't have the stick and the dog, it's too much flare. it's one or the other. leave you alone? no, not unless you get me a beer.

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