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what's up with styrofoam?

why's it gotta sound like nails on a chalkboard and shit?

fuck styrofoam.

i have 46 images to memorize by tomorrow, along with where they were produced, by whom, and when...

shit.

my rugby team passes things down from year to year.

i was given a knuckle sandwich.

my tooth has been smashed into little bits...

apparently, when you look as good as i do, "hey babe" is sufficient enough of a pickup line for just about every girl at this school.

i bet $5 that a toothless crackhead could do a backflip with an egg in its mouth and not break the egg.

things are neat and stuff.

i need new music.

i can't sleep.

i need to get my head straight, school and relationships are raping me.

what's up with styrofoam? why's it gotta sound like nails across a chalkboard and shit?

fuck styrofoam.

if i could be any kind of fruit, i'd be a sombrero. or a steak and cheese. maybe a TV. no wait, definately a TV.

i think i've given up on girls.

i'm far too fragile for them anyways.

cell phones are not cozy. if youre a fat ass who talks on their cell phone all day, you will never be cozy. the AT&T trimline 220 is americas most popular telephone. what does that mean? that means its a kick-ass phone. lets put it this way: its so tricked out that it has a special button that will call the last phone number that...
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my friends suggested that we reinstate the infamous jerk off competition from last spring, and they wanted me to be a part of it.

i was wary at first, only because i like to think that i have better things to do other than see how many times i can jerk off in a two week period. but after a game of edward forty hands...
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i got sunburned at the Blumpkin memorial rugby tournament today. i didn't get a shirt, but they sucked anyway. blumpkin would have hated those things, they were silly. i'm glad that people loved one of my best friends so much that they would devote an entire rugby compettition to him.

we got in two fights. that's how blump would have wanted it. or at least...
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some people believe that when you die, you are reincarnated. now, i don't know if that is true or not, cause i haven't died yet, but i think that is something i'd be into.

now comes the hard part: what to be? a sea animal, a bird, or another human? what a hard question. i think a dolphin would be pretty awesome. you are able...
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