Unicorns are pretty rad, but I'd still like to be a cheetah, the thought of running faster than freeway speeds just turns me on for some reason. Think about, want to go to the beach? RUN, I'd be there in five minutes, plus I could kill stuff with my bare fangs and claws, now that's rad.
pirates are cool and all...but astronauts are where its at.
i like dressing up like an astronaut, even when it's not halloween or christmas, and talking like i'm the first man on the planet living room.
stickers make everything better. have a dead cat in the middle of the street just outside your house? cover him in neat airplane stickers, or hearts and stars and... Read More
i'll never be an uber-hot girl if i don't get started on them right away. i would go to the gym with my all rush mix tape and ride the bike for like 5 hours, but the water got cut off today so i'd be even smellier tomorrow at work cause i can't shower. don't... Read More
when i drink i feel an urge to become someone or something i'm not. for instance, the other night i drank rum, and suddenly i was a pirate. the kind of pirate that crawls out of his bed at 5 in the morning to vomit all over the toilet seat, then pisses on his own clean laundry.
Rad doesn't begin to describe it!!! And as the regining King Of Bongland, I'll tell you one thing, it never gets old.
You make me smile and laugh like no one I have ever known, and I'm right there with you on the anal sex thing, and the toothbrush thing, and the pissing on the clean clothes....
Never had a bloody mary, to be honest. Are they good?
God, everyone is starting college this week, damn I'm a loser for not being among them. At least you are furthering you education, there's nothing more honorable, serious. Besides, it's more than what I'm doing.
You know, if I wanted to, could ACRTUALLY rig up nitro glycerine in my house, my mom works at a chemical production company, they make the chemicals that chrome shops buy to chrome shit. They have about 300 gallons of Nitric acid, and about 400 gallons of 99%glycerine, I would know, I used to work there.
Bombs away!!!
Naps on rainy days, with a good book or movie on the set, throw in some cinasticks from Dominos, and you've got a good time. Solidarity sucks, I know it and I have a girlfriend. Now, I get uncomfortable having people pay attention to me, it blows. But kudos on the two femmes kissing you, more than I've ever achieved. Hey, you enjoy those waffles, you hear?