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This is silly, but hey so am I...


One day in line at the company cafeteria, Jack said to Mike,
"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike
replied. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart.
Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you
what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds
and costs ten dollars...a lot cheaper than a doctor."

So Jack deposited a urine sample in a small jar and took it
to Wal-Mart. He deposited ten dollars, and the computer lit
up and asked for the urine sample. He poured the sample into the slot and waited. Ten seconds later, the computer ejected a printout:

You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new techno logy was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.

Jack hurried back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results.
He deposited ten dollars, poured in his concoction, and
awaited the results. The computer printed the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a
lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will
never get better.

THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT WAL-MART