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sometimes I call my friends on their cell phones and say
"Hey turn around, I'm right behind you"

it works every time

A man holding a duck walks into his bedroom where he finds his wife in bed.

He says: "Honey, this is the pig I've been sleeping with"

His wife says: "Harold you idiot, that is a duck"

He quickly replies: "I was talking to the duck"

"I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-170...[some audience members say 'one'], or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock. And no, I've never had green alien sex, though I'm sure it would be quite an evening. [Pomp and Circumstance begins playing] I speak English and French, not Klingon! I drink Labatt's,...
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if you like my poems let them
walk in the evening,a little behind you

then people will say
"Along this road i saw a princess pass
on her way to meet her lover(it was
toward nightfall)with tall and ignorant servants."

I have an extra ticket to coachella (two night pass), anyone interested in having fun in the desert at the end of the month?

beer and pretzels are not a good dinner

I just watched train spotting again and got ino a debate with a girl I'm seeing about what the ending means, she said Mark (Ewan McGregor) decides to take the money and use it to get clean, "he choses life" and I say he is making a statment about society by saying now with this money he will be able to chose life because he...
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Avg. human lives 250,000 hours in a life time, subtract sleep. early youth and old age and we are left with 146,000 hours to make something happen. Let's leave our mark and have fun while we can.