Attempt 2.
I have awoken to the sounds of little scurrying feet collecting weapons, shields and getting into formation.
The weasels are ready for war.
Today I shall go attempt to get my job back with my battalion of warriors standing tall (approximately 1' 6") behind me.
Oh how Toni shall be suprised when I walk in with a trail of weasel warriors.
Alejandro, my right hand lieutenant, has informed me all is ready and the great Ogre queen in theory should fall...
But i fear that her being an ogre will not let her see reason, and some form of violence shall be necessary.
Violence with a spork.
Oh glorious spork -bursts into song- (thank you Sweeney Todd)
I may have to use the kamikaze squirrels.
Updates will come.
I have awoken to the sounds of little scurrying feet collecting weapons, shields and getting into formation.
The weasels are ready for war.
Today I shall go attempt to get my job back with my battalion of warriors standing tall (approximately 1' 6") behind me.
Oh how Toni shall be suprised when I walk in with a trail of weasel warriors.
Alejandro, my right hand lieutenant, has informed me all is ready and the great Ogre queen in theory should fall...
But i fear that her being an ogre will not let her see reason, and some form of violence shall be necessary.
Violence with a spork.
Oh glorious spork -bursts into song- (thank you Sweeney Todd)
I may have to use the kamikaze squirrels.
Updates will come.
They sell titanium sporks over at Think Geek.. You might want to invest in one or four...