Okay. I am a big animal lover. I believe some animals are better than humans.
This is a story I heard from a friend of mine, but it's about a dead dog.
Hope no one gets offended. It's suppose to be funny.
So, let's name our main character.... Amy.
Here it goes.
Amy's friend asked her to take care of his dog while he goes on a vacation.
Since they were really good friends she accepted the favor.
The dog was a big German Shepard. Amy was a short tiny girl.
About a week after, the dog died because he was old. (
)
Amy, freaking out didn't know what to do!
(There's actually a number you can call for dead pets I guess she didn't know....)
So, our dear Amy decided to take the dead dog to the SPCA the only place she knew.
She put the dog in a big gym bag. And she took the subway (!!!!?) to get there.
Since she's so tiny, the dead dog was very heavy for her.
A guy spotted Amy struggling with the bag so he decided to lend her a hand.
"Hey, I can help you carry that if you wish"
She just answered "Sure I guess" ( You gonna let a stranger carry a dead freagging dog? lol)
So he asks her out of curiosity "What's in the bag? It's so heavy"
She didn't want to say she had a dead German Shepard in it so she answered
"Oh, electronics, you know, laptop, computer tower and stuff I'm moving so yeah."
When the train arrived, Amy went in first and then when the door was about to close,
the guy pulled the bag and ran off with it.
What I found funny of the story was :
1) The look that the guy will have when he opens the bag thinking there were cool shits inside.
2) The fact that he stole a dead dog from a really cute small gal. It might be pretty scary. lol Thinking what the fuck was she doing with a dead fucking dog in her bag!?!?!?!
That's it folks!
This is a story I heard from a friend of mine, but it's about a dead dog.
Hope no one gets offended. It's suppose to be funny.
So, let's name our main character.... Amy.
Here it goes.
Amy's friend asked her to take care of his dog while he goes on a vacation.
Since they were really good friends she accepted the favor.
The dog was a big German Shepard. Amy was a short tiny girl.
About a week after, the dog died because he was old. (
)
Amy, freaking out didn't know what to do!
(There's actually a number you can call for dead pets I guess she didn't know....)
So, our dear Amy decided to take the dead dog to the SPCA the only place she knew.
She put the dog in a big gym bag. And she took the subway (!!!!?) to get there.
Since she's so tiny, the dead dog was very heavy for her.
A guy spotted Amy struggling with the bag so he decided to lend her a hand.
"Hey, I can help you carry that if you wish"
She just answered "Sure I guess" ( You gonna let a stranger carry a dead freagging dog? lol)
So he asks her out of curiosity "What's in the bag? It's so heavy"
She didn't want to say she had a dead German Shepard in it so she answered
"Oh, electronics, you know, laptop, computer tower and stuff I'm moving so yeah."
When the train arrived, Amy went in first and then when the door was about to close,
the guy pulled the bag and ran off with it.
What I found funny of the story was :
1) The look that the guy will have when he opens the bag thinking there were cool shits inside.
2) The fact that he stole a dead dog from a really cute small gal. It might be pretty scary. lol Thinking what the fuck was she doing with a dead fucking dog in her bag!?!?!?!
That's it folks!
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I totally agree with you on animals. I don't know what I'd do without my dog.