edaniel

God may exist after all, because i think he saved some shithead frat boy's life tonight. I was walking to noo bai cafe in lisbon this evening, behind a group of 5 or so american frat boys. about 5 feet ahead of us was a gorgeous woman walking down the street alone. She was wearing white linen pants (set off nicely by a black thong), and a fitted black blouse, with spectacular brown hair. gorgeous. as i walk through the pack assholes, i hear the one to my left say, "Man, i want to walk up to that chick and get some pussy; i mean, i want some fucking car pussy! You know what i mean? Car pussy." How i didn't turn, break the fucker's nose, and then grind his skull into the pavement is beyond me. i saw red, and the next thing i know i'm 25 feet down the road fuming still pissed at the idiotic americans. I still want to go find the shithead hire some friendly stevedore to savagely ream the little bitch's virgin ass. Anger can be such an ugly thing: it's a good thing i kept my mouth shut then, or it would have led to a very unpleasant evening.

as it was, we had a very lovely evening. We had dinner in the company of an incredibly sweet 5 year old girl who spoke more english than i speak portuguese. Incredibly cute and incredibly humbling. When I grow up i want to be like her.