Thursday Oct 19, 2006

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With school turning out more runners, jumpers, racers, tinkerers, grabbers, snatchers, fliers, and swimmers instead of examiners, critics, knowers, and imaginative creators, the word 'intellectual,' of course, became the swear word it deserved to be. You always dread the unfamiliar. We must all be alike. Not everyone born free and equal, as the Constitution says, but everyone made equal. Each man the image of every...
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"Give me a faster method towards peace, and I'll endorse it. Give me a better protection for our freedom, and I'll support it. Give me an alternative, and I'll consider it. I've considered the equation, I've thought about the problem. There isn't a better alternative. To say otherwise, you only lie to yourself, you only kid the unimformed. I have little time for either. "

I have the answer for you. Socks. Stop Laughing. They comfort, they warm. And they feel so good wrapped around your feet, how could you think of war when your feet feel all cozy. I think Bush needs better socks. Who would start such an abomitable war when your feet feel good? No one I say! So my advice to you today. Go buy a pair of socks, something warm and fuzzy like me and walk up to someone you dont know and give them a pair. It will bring smiles and could quite possibly end all things bad in this great wide world.