echo4mike

Ummm..Yeah. Word to the wise for all of you space cats and kittens. If you go to an Indie bookstore and they don't have want you want, don't tell the person who works there;"I guess I'll have to go to Amazon or Barnes & Noble.", just do it. Hey, I can understand you gotta do, what you gotta do; but it comes across as pretenious and doochey, when you say stuff like that. Especillay when it's said as if I'm going to magically pull your precious second edition Necronomicon, traslated into Hebrew outta my ass, like, "Oh, wait, do go. I totally forgot I was saving this in my ass for such an occasion."
Oh, and another thing, don't get mad at us when we don't have some precious little book that you wanted to get for your Mom, 30 min. before you have to pick her up from the airport. Your procrastenating ass should have put a little of fore thouhgt into it. Liek your Mom called from the pane telling you, she was on her way. out of the blue, and she really wants to read a papper back of the joy luck club; but, only the version with the magical dumpling on the cover. Cause it's like My mom always told me, "Piss poor planing on your half, Does Not nessecitate an emergency on mine."
We as a society are so impatient, with are instant noodle lives. Fuck, even instant noodles are too slow. Fuck.