RAGEAHOL: DOUCHE-BAGS, ASSHOLES, AND GENERAL DOUCHE-BAGGERY.
My first grievence I would like to air is my hatred of douche-bags. Ummm..maybe hatred is too strong of a word. because that would mean I spend a significant amount of time (or any for that matter) thinking about them. No, I think a better word is Loathe. Yes, i would like to air my loathing of douche-bags, assholes, and general douche-baggery. Now you may ask, "Mr. Echo, What is a douche-bag?". And I would reply, "Well, there lil' Timmy (ha-ha); a douche-bag is any person that treats another peron with disdain, because they feel they are better than them or a person that completely ignores the golden rule. Basically, anyperson that doesn't treat their fellow man with kindness and respect. ie. You work in a bar as a bouncer and you have to tell this one guy, repeatedly, not to hit on the other patrons, cause you're creppin' them out. Or, let's say you work in a grocery store at the register and you put out your hand to take the customer's money and they drop it on the counter inches from your hand. Or better yet, the 22 year-old frat boy , dressed in an Ambercrombie polo with the collar up, while driving the porcshe suv that his daddy bought him for his birthday, tries to make funny, snide remarks when you ask him for his I.D. after he's walked into the bar, but, before he bought a drink, cause you had to dumo the trash behind the bar and missed him coming in.
Now, you may say, "Mr. Echo, I understand what a douche-bag is... but, what is the difference between an asshole and a douche-bag?. "(Ha-Ha) Well, you little scamp, asshole generally treat everyone the same. They tend to hate everybody and are usually dead inside."
Mind you, we all have the potential to become a douche-bag or even had some douche-bag moments; it's o.k., we're all human and as the japanese say
My first grievence I would like to air is my hatred of douche-bags. Ummm..maybe hatred is too strong of a word. because that would mean I spend a significant amount of time (or any for that matter) thinking about them. No, I think a better word is Loathe. Yes, i would like to air my loathing of douche-bags, assholes, and general douche-baggery. Now you may ask, "Mr. Echo, What is a douche-bag?". And I would reply, "Well, there lil' Timmy (ha-ha); a douche-bag is any person that treats another peron with disdain, because they feel they are better than them or a person that completely ignores the golden rule. Basically, anyperson that doesn't treat their fellow man with kindness and respect. ie. You work in a bar as a bouncer and you have to tell this one guy, repeatedly, not to hit on the other patrons, cause you're creppin' them out. Or, let's say you work in a grocery store at the register and you put out your hand to take the customer's money and they drop it on the counter inches from your hand. Or better yet, the 22 year-old frat boy , dressed in an Ambercrombie polo with the collar up, while driving the porcshe suv that his daddy bought him for his birthday, tries to make funny, snide remarks when you ask him for his I.D. after he's walked into the bar, but, before he bought a drink, cause you had to dumo the trash behind the bar and missed him coming in.
Now, you may say, "Mr. Echo, I understand what a douche-bag is... but, what is the difference between an asshole and a douche-bag?. "(Ha-Ha) Well, you little scamp, asshole generally treat everyone the same. They tend to hate everybody and are usually dead inside."
Mind you, we all have the potential to become a douche-bag or even had some douche-bag moments; it's o.k., we're all human and as the japanese say
Saru mo ki kara ochiru.
Translation: Even monkeys fall from trees.
Just try to remember to treat other with kindness and respect, even if they are douche-bags, and maybe, they will learn one day, and pay it forward. Till next time, Ja Ne.
halokitty:
A fucking men! exactly 