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i see where yer going with this but i disagree with one part... i don't believe that that satan wanted us to be "be equals and happy all the time" and jesus wanted us to have "free will" if satan wanted us to be happy he wouldn't be torturing souls. i don't think satan worshippers get any special treatment in hell. we couldn't very well become satan's equals because his whole scheme is to make sinning seem so rad so he can get as many souls as he can down to his domain. as for jesus, i believe he would have been saying "my will, my fathers will" because the bible, not free will, was supposed to be THE guidline for eternal life and happiness.

If he fit the description given in the Book of Revelations, Jesus would have been a black dude with dreads. He was a carpenter, so he prolly woulda been huge, and fucking muscular.

To fit the Hebrew requirements for a Messiah, he'd actually have to know how to fight.

Oh, and he could change anything into anything, and multiply any one object by forty... and raise an army of dead people if he needed to.

So maybe he was no coward, but a God-infused Super-Nigga! No wonder they nailed him...