My shaving debacle is cured -
I managed sufficient shower time to take care fo the facial hairs all men are "blessed" with.
Thanks to my course hair yet sensitive skin (I'm a softy) - I need a tough yet gentle razor. Someone said "Mach 3" but they do not shave close enough for me, I have been using the Schick Ultra triple for a while - but the same damn thing.
So - I am making an executive decision - I AM BUYING A STRAIGHT RAZOR.
Thats right - good ole fashioned Mafia style shaving. According to people I have spoken with on the subject - this is the only cure for my daily shaving strife.
I used to have a barber in town shave me with a straight razor on a bi-weekly basis. It was the best damn shave I ever got... however he has aged, and now has shakey hands - so I fear to have him continue his work. I don't want to die like so many Italian men before me...
One of these days I'll have to suck up the $250 it will cost to buy the appropriate supplies (razor alone can be $100) - however, for the results it'll be worth it I think - a shave so close that you don't have to shave every day.
Oh well - could be worse - at least I don't have a hairy back... that part of the Italian gene skipped over my side of the family.
Maybe I will get lucky and develop Alopecia Universalis - and lose all my body hair... then I can fake kemo and get free stuff from the make a wish foundation.
Knowing my luck - I'd get Tourettes...
I managed sufficient shower time to take care fo the facial hairs all men are "blessed" with.
Thanks to my course hair yet sensitive skin (I'm a softy) - I need a tough yet gentle razor. Someone said "Mach 3" but they do not shave close enough for me, I have been using the Schick Ultra triple for a while - but the same damn thing.
So - I am making an executive decision - I AM BUYING A STRAIGHT RAZOR.
Thats right - good ole fashioned Mafia style shaving. According to people I have spoken with on the subject - this is the only cure for my daily shaving strife.
I used to have a barber in town shave me with a straight razor on a bi-weekly basis. It was the best damn shave I ever got... however he has aged, and now has shakey hands - so I fear to have him continue his work. I don't want to die like so many Italian men before me...
One of these days I'll have to suck up the $250 it will cost to buy the appropriate supplies (razor alone can be $100) - however, for the results it'll be worth it I think - a shave so close that you don't have to shave every day.
Oh well - could be worse - at least I don't have a hairy back... that part of the Italian gene skipped over my side of the family.
Maybe I will get lucky and develop Alopecia Universalis - and lose all my body hair... then I can fake kemo and get free stuff from the make a wish foundation.
Knowing my luck - I'd get Tourettes...
gingerlie:
hahahahaha thats hilarious. and id die without 80s synthpop. how else could i be so cheesy and get away with it?
seth0067:
Oh I see, the whole shaving thing was to just show how bad ass you are with the straight razor thing... 
Tourettes would be bad -- but Parkinson's far, far worse. You will, of course, have to cut down on your caffeine intake. And, needless to say, you'll have to instruct one BeepTss in the ways of the razor, just for the badassity of not only using a straight razor, but having your lady do it for you.
Tourettes would be bad -- but Parkinson's far, far worse. You will, of course, have to cut down on your caffeine intake. And, needless to say, you'll have to instruct one BeepTss in the ways of the razor, just for the badassity of not only using a straight razor, but having your lady do it for you.