So - I havent shaved my face for almost 5 days... I need to... but i hate shaving, it has always been a painful experience for me it seems (sensitive skin). Its not that I haven't wanted to - its just that I havent had the time to - not being at my house as much - I don't want to consume bathroom minutes in others living environments.

Anyhow - I am thinking they should have a pill for this by now - or something. Maybe I should just go get my face lasered (by sharks!)- I have no use for a beard. I am 25 and my beard still does not fill in all the way (moustache area will not touch chin area).

Yeah, so I could never have a biker handlebar stash - or grow a goatee - but I could really have an Uber-cool Ahmish style beard...

"Elijah! Get over der en help Johannes with the mule!"


Ahh I can picture it now... for that - I give thee a chicken