The breathing and drinking thing was a good idea. Well the breathing part was at least. Drinking a bottle of Crown Royal was not the best option of all time, but i think things are gonna be ok. I am still alive after all. 
violently:
alive is a good thing, and at least you were preoccupied while you drank the bottle 
hotcurry:
wow... I think I may have finally met my match when it comes to alcohol tollerance. I bow to you, sir.