getting up is hard sometimes.
like when ur in bed and ur stomach growls but u really have no will to get up to get food to eat. what kind of lame will power is that. i shall do something today. one thing productive. what shall it be......
like when ur in bed and ur stomach growls but u really have no will to get up to get food to eat. what kind of lame will power is that. i shall do something today. one thing productive. what shall it be......
First you'll go back to sleep for six minutes and have most profound dream of your life
then
you'll jump up and flash the world your wonderful bum that we all know you have because you sleep naked... you do sleep naked right
then
you'll open your door to find a magical meal at your door left there by "the little" people who are responsible for all the missing things in our lives
then
a stranger will walk by your window and you'll smile. That smile will warm the strangers heart so much that they will go on to help create world peace!
Wow, what a productive day.
Nope, no stocking - especially in Oklahoma. As cute as I'm sure your bum is there is no way I'm going to Oklahoma