I'm going to Portland tonight...but I was super bored today...again and I made this nifty little animated picture of me....hope you like it. I can't wait to get back out west....anyway....
bye
bye
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This morning I went to the computer store and bought a scanner. It appears that when my Grandfather got thrown out of the army for being allergic to his uniform, thus sealing my existence on the planet, he brought all of the letters my Grandmother had sent him back to Brooklyn.
Once he settled back in, the two of them proceeded to organize the letters...
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Once he settled back in, the two of them proceeded to organize the letters...
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stare:
my lord that's a long entry...ok ok so if i were anywhere right now id be on some swings in a playground ( my favorite place). going at night makes it oh so fun.
liquid29:
Mike l'uomo! I cuori di palpitazione sono impressionanti!
Little Italian for you, pal.
Little Italian for you, pal.
I got a WHOLE ROLL OF BUBBLE WRAP and two tape guns....THIS IS GOING TO BE SOOOOOO MUCH FUN....
wrapping plates and stuff....what did you think I was going to do. Come on...look at the picture...I'm totally innocent!
btw....Portland has come to visit me in NY it is raining a fine mist and its like 55 degrees....crazy eh?
wrapping plates and stuff....what did you think I was going to do. Come on...look at the picture...I'm totally innocent!
btw....Portland has come to visit me in NY it is raining a fine mist and its like 55 degrees....crazy eh?
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kurtz:
i'm stealing your tattoo...... or maybe angelines. the heart is wicked nasty.
hatefulerin:
bubble wrap is fun times. FUN TIMES.
LOOK WHAT I FOUND....
see picture!
see picture!
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freyja__:
yay. how cute.
demolitionkitten:
awww holy cuteness!
Here' s the latest fun from the attic
Setting the Scene:
May 17th, 1942.
Brooklyn, NEW YORK
The US propoganda is talking about the Allies taking the advantage (which was really not true in 1942, we were getting our asses kicked in a lot of places). My Grandfather has been stationed in Wyoming for about 5 days, there have been about 7 letters back and...
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Setting the Scene:
May 17th, 1942.
Brooklyn, NEW YORK
The US propoganda is talking about the Allies taking the advantage (which was really not true in 1942, we were getting our asses kicked in a lot of places). My Grandfather has been stationed in Wyoming for about 5 days, there have been about 7 letters back and...
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ragingwhore42:
that is quite adorable. i wanna read them! damn those guys for not making bagels.
liquid29:
"That's right- Sunday morning and not a bagel to be had for love or money."
That is going to become a new Joe Catchphrase, I love it! Every Sunday without a bagel will meet those words coming from my mouth, history reliving itself in a modern context! Rock!
That is going to become a new Joe Catchphrase, I love it! Every Sunday without a bagel will meet those words coming from my mouth, history reliving itself in a modern context! Rock!
I'm having a very interesting afternoon so in my delirium I thought I might share it with you. I slept two hours last night....reason unknown....I got home at a reasonable hour...2 but could not sleep at all.
This part however is not important. What is important is my task for the day. I am beginning to clean out my families house. From top to bottom...
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This part however is not important. What is important is my task for the day. I am beginning to clean out my families house. From top to bottom...
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freyja__:
good finds!
you're a trip.
please send the pics from friday, please.
will send email.
good luck with your trailer hitching.
you're a trip.
please send the pics from friday, please.
will send email.
good luck with your trailer hitching.
raven:
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! can we make a movie of this?? pretty pretty please? THE FELLOWSHIP OF FRED coming soon to a brooklyn underground film festival near you! i went again last night and saw a documentary on wesley willis. fun stuff.
woah. you found all that stuff in your family's attic? holy moly. amazing! when we went through my grandparents attic we found a collection of empty yogurt cartons spanning half a century. yeah. my gramps was OCD and saved EVERYTHING> i didnt find any fun treasures.
woah. you found all that stuff in your family's attic? holy moly. amazing! when we went through my grandparents attic we found a collection of empty yogurt cartons spanning half a century. yeah. my gramps was OCD and saved EVERYTHING> i didnt find any fun treasures.
ok...the whole when it rains it pours thing....
ENOUGH ALREADY...STOP IT....THIS IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY!
ENOUGH ALREADY...STOP IT....THIS IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY!
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raven:
WHAAAAAT? fred came and visited you? thats not possible cause he came and visited ME!! he sat down and told me all about his past in the cement factory and then how he escaped and came to new york the land of oppurtunity but then he got stuck working in the diner because he has to support his children(he has 350 of them) plus buy ALL of them 3 eggs!! but anyways now he has a new life ahead of him because he and his 350 children are going to join the circus and do a juggling act(juggling eggs of course) and they're all gonna be happy now. at least thats what he told me.
or maybe it was all a dream.
haha. glad you didnt get lost on the way back.
or maybe it was all a dream.
haha. glad you didnt get lost on the way back.
jessica:
it rained?
so...I LOVE NY...and I had a lovely time with the folks in NYC....JOE'S THING WAS A BLAST...and I even made it home in one piece....lets say that I'm impressed...and....PDX has a lot to live up to....
thanks to the folks who made me feel at home and special thanks to the really cute bartender at the Sidewalk Cafe and to the coat girl at the...
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thanks to the folks who made me feel at home and special thanks to the really cute bartender at the Sidewalk Cafe and to the coat girl at the...
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london:
I want to go to NY SOOOOO bad!
liquid29:
You are THE MAN! Absolutely hanging out with you when you're in town again, even though I was late and you were looking for me. Next time I'll be on time, I swear!
Anyway, really glad you made it man, you were a blast to hang with and DAMN if the ladies weren't all over you. Maybe it was the pulsating heart on your arm...
Anyway, really glad you made it man, you were a blast to hang with and DAMN if the ladies weren't all over you. Maybe it was the pulsating heart on your arm...
oh....I'm a bad drunk too....
the bar was no fun at all. My friend is in this pretty wicked custody battle with his ex who lives in Texas and is pretty insane and they are battling back and forth, for this really cute little four year old. I think he decided to throw in the towel last night and sign over full custody. Very sad....so...
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the bar was no fun at all. My friend is in this pretty wicked custody battle with his ex who lives in Texas and is pretty insane and they are battling back and forth, for this really cute little four year old. I think he decided to throw in the towel last night and sign over full custody. Very sad....so...
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maeda:
shhhhh
be careful what you say...you could get stuck there ya know.
shhhhh
knock on some wood or something!!!
be careful what you say...you could get stuck there ya know.
shhhhh
knock on some wood or something!!!
I'm going to get drunk at a bar in NY ....hehehe...I'm not driving tonight...YAY...I'm not fucking driving tonight...its gonna be oooohhhhh sooooo much fun!
maeda:
hope you have a great time!!!
I made it to NY, I made it to NY...I drove through all of Ohio, PA, Jersey and the Bronx last night and made it home before I turned into a Pumpkin...my truck didn't break down...(although I fear the ride home) and I GOT NO SPEEDING TICKETS....YAY blind cops....or my faery god whatever.....
YAY I'M IN NY.....
and I didn't get stuck in the Midwest!...
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YAY I'M IN NY.....
and I didn't get stuck in the Midwest!...
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ragingwhore42:
no one hacked me-they just did it on my computer-i'm always logged in. you are an excellent good jobber, have fun in ny. and yeah-i'm having a party-halloween night-not the weekend before or after-but halloween night-so yeah you should show up-it ought to be fun.
bettietwoguns:
Yea! thanks, you are sweet. i hope you are well.
AAAWWWWHHHHHH....demolitionkitten is just the cutest EVER....
I just got to Ohio....there was a SEMI WRECK on I-70 today and it took us a long long time to get through Indiana...but, tomorrow I'll be in NY where, apparently, there is no phone line in my house....sweet....the LI suburbs and no phone line....if there is no power that would just be perfect....anyway....I can't wait to get back...
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I just got to Ohio....there was a SEMI WRECK on I-70 today and it took us a long long time to get through Indiana...but, tomorrow I'll be in NY where, apparently, there is no phone line in my house....sweet....the LI suburbs and no phone line....if there is no power that would just be perfect....anyway....I can't wait to get back...
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eatingchucky:
um <missouri....>>>did that the other day....and how fun it was....long drives of nothing and lots of porn shops....very amusing....it alternated...giant cross, porn, giant cross porn...church...
ragingwhore42:
you should come back before or at least by halloween so you can go to my party.
so yeah, what the hell does that mean?