i hate tax season, with a passion, more than the majority of you out there. see, most of you claim however many and your employer takes out "x" amount of dollars for this that and the other and everything's added all nice and neat on your pay stub so you take those stubs and your W-whatever-the-fuck-number-it-is in to an accountant or friend or whatever and you wait to see who will be getting some money back, possibly just break even, or if you'll have to pay a small amount.
I am an independant contractor, this means i need to take out my own taxes (1/3 of my income) set it aside and pay it to the bastards either all at once or quarterly. DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN'T SAVE MONEY!?!?!?!?!?! i'm physically unable to, giving me cash daily is GREAT untill this time of year when i realize that i don't have a dime, i still haven't paid rent this month. every damn year this happens. i could have paid for a 4 year college degree with my tax debt, and i still haven't figured out this last years' total....do they still have debtor's prisons?
........i need to marry an accountant........
I am an independant contractor, this means i need to take out my own taxes (1/3 of my income) set it aside and pay it to the bastards either all at once or quarterly. DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN'T SAVE MONEY!?!?!?!?!?! i'm physically unable to, giving me cash daily is GREAT untill this time of year when i realize that i don't have a dime, i still haven't paid rent this month. every damn year this happens. i could have paid for a 4 year college degree with my tax debt, and i still haven't figured out this last years' total....do they still have debtor's prisons?
........i need to marry an accountant........
And as for being a cat burgler....as long as I get to actually wear a cat suit, and not just dark clothes and one of those ugly knit cap things...
Yes...a cat burgler. Maybe I can make rent that way....it was only due about a week ago.