"If homosexuality is a disease, then let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."
Robin Tyler
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
Woody Allen
"I think God is a callous bitch not making me a lesbian. I'm deeply disappointed by my sexual interest in men."
Diamanda Galas
"If male homosexuals are called 'gay', then female homosexuals should be called 'ecstatic'."
Shelly Roberts
"Isn't it a violation of the Georgia sodomy law for the Supreme Court to have its head up its ass?"
Letter to Playboy magazine, February 1987
"Labels are for filing. Labels are for clothing. Labels are not for people."
Martina Navratilova
"My mom blames California for me being a lesbian. 'Everything was fine until you moved out there'. '"That's right, Mom, we have mandatory lesbianism in West Hollywood. The Gay Patrol busted me, and I was given seven business days to add a significant amount of flannel to my wardrobe.'"
Coley Sohn
"Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a secret when our co-workers ask us about our weekend. 'I had a great time with... them.' Great! Now they don't think you're queer - just a big slut!"
Judy Carter
T"here is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats."
Elton John
"There's this illusion that homosexuals have sex and heterosexuals fall in love. That's completely untrue. Everybody wants to be loved."
Boy George
"To know what you prefer, instead of humbly saying 'Amen' to what the world tells you you ought to prefer, is to keep your soul alive."
Robert Louis Stevenson
"What is straight? A line can be straight, or a street, but the human heart, oh, no, it's curved like a road through mountains."
Tennessee Williams, A Streetcar Named Desire, 1947
Robin Tyler
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
Woody Allen
"I think God is a callous bitch not making me a lesbian. I'm deeply disappointed by my sexual interest in men."
Diamanda Galas
"If male homosexuals are called 'gay', then female homosexuals should be called 'ecstatic'."
Shelly Roberts
"Isn't it a violation of the Georgia sodomy law for the Supreme Court to have its head up its ass?"
Letter to Playboy magazine, February 1987
"Labels are for filing. Labels are for clothing. Labels are not for people."
Martina Navratilova
"My mom blames California for me being a lesbian. 'Everything was fine until you moved out there'. '"That's right, Mom, we have mandatory lesbianism in West Hollywood. The Gay Patrol busted me, and I was given seven business days to add a significant amount of flannel to my wardrobe.'"
Coley Sohn
"Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a secret when our co-workers ask us about our weekend. 'I had a great time with... them.' Great! Now they don't think you're queer - just a big slut!"
Judy Carter
T"here is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats."
Elton John
"There's this illusion that homosexuals have sex and heterosexuals fall in love. That's completely untrue. Everybody wants to be loved."
Boy George
"To know what you prefer, instead of humbly saying 'Amen' to what the world tells you you ought to prefer, is to keep your soul alive."
Robert Louis Stevenson
"What is straight? A line can be straight, or a street, but the human heart, oh, no, it's curved like a road through mountains."
Tennessee Williams, A Streetcar Named Desire, 1947