you know what's great?
having an absolutely wretched week.
and then going to get your hair cut to make you feel better.
only to have them massacre your head.
i look like a huge dyke again.
i'm not pleased.
but ah well. what can you do.
maybe i'll post pictures, but probably not considering i'm the most unphotogenic person to ever have graced this earth.
in other news, all was made up for when kelly and her other half and i went out for dinner.
look at the size of that mother effing beer.
it was so huge. i couldn't get over it.
until it was all happily in my belly.
then i was just all like mm. beer in belly.
and then i spent too much money on books.
i love me some books.
and i hate me some james.
ive decided that today.
it took almost 4 years now.
but ive finally realized.
sometimes i'm so dumb, it pains me to think about the stupid things i say and do.
oh well.
bed time. im spent.
or need to be spent.
ha.
oh. and no, that's not me. and if you tell me we look alike i will eat your babies. i'm already aware of this and you're not being clever by pointing it out.
</rant>
having an absolutely wretched week.
and then going to get your hair cut to make you feel better.
only to have them massacre your head.
i look like a huge dyke again.
i'm not pleased.
but ah well. what can you do.
maybe i'll post pictures, but probably not considering i'm the most unphotogenic person to ever have graced this earth.
in other news, all was made up for when kelly and her other half and i went out for dinner.

look at the size of that mother effing beer.
it was so huge. i couldn't get over it.
until it was all happily in my belly.
then i was just all like mm. beer in belly.
and then i spent too much money on books.
i love me some books.
and i hate me some james.
ive decided that today.
it took almost 4 years now.
but ive finally realized.
sometimes i'm so dumb, it pains me to think about the stupid things i say and do.
oh well.
bed time. im spent.
or need to be spent.
ha.
oh. and no, that's not me. and if you tell me we look alike i will eat your babies. i'm already aware of this and you're not being clever by pointing it out.
</rant>
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shovelface:
If I had babies, I would definitely let you eat them. It would be funny, I think. But that's just me. Have a pleasant dream about... um... Tennis.
latchbeam:
Pefect sized beer glasses! Let's see the hair!!!
