so the other night my girfriend held my crotch at gunpoint and told me im going to prom. being in favor of keeping my manbits intact i, of course, agreed to go with her. now she wants me to go shopping with her for her prom dress and i am reconcidering getting my crotch blown off.
Actually i am looking foward too going to prom...
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Actually i am looking foward too going to prom...
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pseudobrilliance:
Thats cool. What are the benefits of being in the United States Chess Federation?
jimbo_radio:
i TAGGED your ol' lady... had to get you too. FILL IT OUT!!!
::In the process of being alive one should not fear to live::
i dont alwayse enjoy being alive, but i love too live. you shouldn't waste your time not enjoying yourself.. Im kinda lucky in the way that my vocational persuit is something I enjoy, my job i dont mind and my girl i love. I wonder how many people can say that. i wonder...
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i dont alwayse enjoy being alive, but i love too live. you shouldn't waste your time not enjoying yourself.. Im kinda lucky in the way that my vocational persuit is something I enjoy, my job i dont mind and my girl i love. I wonder how many people can say that. i wonder...
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becca_____:
You did. Because you love me! Loser. 
you are the devil and the devil is bad.
she keeps telling me its going to be a girl
jimbo_radio:
did you impregnate becca???
that would be so adorable.
that would be so adorable.
my girlfriend likes babies, mabey i should give her one.
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jimbo_radio:
i'm voting yes, but only because becca pregnant would be the cutest thing ever,
obd:
you do know they crapa lot, right?
this day obligates me to say " i love you becca"....... but i think we are better then that. i think we should get off our computers and go have sex.
becca_____:
Oh, the romance!
marge:
And here I was half ready to accept your proposal.
No nudies for you!
No nudies for you!
so my sister sent out this thing on myspace about the compensation holiday.... steak and blow job day.... so i was thinking and this was more or less my responce.
" what about vegetarians eunichs? and i dont think that its fair that girls are supposed to have a shitton of money spent on them but guys have, what? 20 dollars spent on them for...
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" what about vegetarians eunichs? and i dont think that its fair that girls are supposed to have a shitton of money spent on them but guys have, what? 20 dollars spent on them for...
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sit at laundrymat play alittle chess, set up a magic deck for girlfriend so she doesnt loatht he time that her roommates/roomates friends take away from her, but instead join us. get us food. now waiting to eat it and later going to work then driving to chico. sunday is devoted to chess. i plan to start competeing soon. I hope to give a new...
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threelessthanten:
I didn't realize you play magic, I will have to drag out my card and we will have to play a couple of games. I'm probably a bit rusty I haven't played sine homelands came out, so flanking and cycling and all that new random shit will have to be explained, so can I just use a 10 black louts 30 lighting bolt deck? Hah aha, wiat magic tcg homur isn't really funny!
threelessthanten:
No, back in the day of beta and first edition, the tourny winning deck was 30 lighting bolts (1 red mana causes 3 damage to target, and is an instant) and 10 black lotus (3 free mana any color) you keep calling no land till you get 2 lotus and 5 bolts and you have 18 points damaeg your first turn or 21 if you are lucky enough to draw a bolt!
today is a day of chess, ive just been playing so far, but ill get too studying shortly, i just beat someone that is supposed to be siginificantly better then me, stuff like that gives me alittle bit of hope inside. i like water.
jimbo_radio:
thanks joseph, for volunteering to be my go-to guy when i decide i hate lemoore and want to know where the closest creek to drown myself in is located.
heheh
p.s. can you draw me a map of the surrounding waterways, train tracks, brick walls and gallows?
heheh
p.s. can you draw me a map of the surrounding waterways, train tracks, brick walls and gallows?
waldo_____:
water is good
she finished paper while i played some chess then we went out to get food to bring back and make and watch stuff till she fell asleep. it was nice.
obd:
sounds like it.