Feeling lonely and lovesick, and thought I'd create an application to become my girlfriend. Not that anyone is interested in applying, lol.
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BASICS
Name:
Age (Under 18 or Over 30 need not apply...unless you're Lisa Loeb):
Straight or Bi:
Location (Must either be 15 miles from my location, or be willing to do a shitload of driving) :
Highest Level of Education:
Religious Affiliation:
Political Leanings:
Occupation:
Height:
Weight (Sorry to be shallow, but over 200 lbs need not apply):
Hair Color:
Eye Color:
Booby Size:
Do you wear glasses? If no, why not?
BACKGROUND
Where did you grow up?
How many family members lived with you in your childhood home/homes?
Are you close to your parent(s)?
Do you have any siblings?
Would you describe your childhood as happy?
Public or Private schools?
Did you have many friends, or just a few?
ROMANTIC PAST
How old were you when you had your first kiss?
How old were you when you got your first boyfriend?
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
How many serious relationships have you been in?
What were the reasons those relationships ended?
Are you still friends with any of your exes?
Have you ever lived with a significant other?
Have you ever gotten close to marriage?
ROMANTIC PRESENT
Why would you say you are currently single?
What are you looking for in terms of romance right now? (EX: Long Term, Just Dating, Casual Sex, Friends who cuddle, etc)
Why are you filling out this application?
Are you more concerned with finding love or having fun?
How long would you have to be with someone before you move in with them?
How long would you have to be with someone before you'd expect to be proposed to?
ROMANTIC FUTURE
Would you like to get married someday? If not, do you want a long term, monogamous relationship even if it's not called marriage?
Ideally, how old would you like to definitely be married by?
Do you want kids? If so, how many, and how long into the marriage would you want to start trying for them? If no, why?
What type of location would you like to live in once married? (Region of country, City vs Suburb, House or Apartment, etc)
COMPATIBILITY WITH ME
Do you enjoy going to the movies frequently?
Does the idea of many nights at home cuddling and watching TV appeal to you?
Are you a cat person, dog person, some other animal person, or hate pets?
Do you read for pleasure? If so, how many books do you read a year?
What type of music do you listen to?
Are you interested in:
-Politics
-History
-Philosophy
-Literature
-Photography
-Writing
Do you enjoy long, one-on-one conversations?
Do you prefer hanging out in small groups or large groups?
Are you affectionate? Can you tolerate a lot of affection? How do you feel about PDA (Public Displays of Affection)
Do you find getting complimented a lot awesome or annoying?
Are small, romantic gestures sweet or stupid?
Do you like cuddling?
Would you like to travel?
Would you consider yourself geeky?
Would you consider yourself Goth, Punk, Emo, or "Scene"?
Would you consider yourself a "Girl Next Door"?
Do you have any piercings?
Do you have any tattoos?
Are you shy or outgoing?
Are you more often depressed or happy?
MY FLAWS
Do you mind doing most of the driving?
Does being with a picky eater annoy you?
Are you willing to help an introverted person break out of their shell?
Are you willing to date someone who has suffered from depression?
Are you okay with very skinny guys?
Are you okay with perverted humor?
Would being with a short guy bother you?
YOUR FLAWS
Would you consider yourself "Damaged", "Scarred", or "Fucked-Up"? If yes, explain why (it might make me like you more, oddly enough)
What would you say is your biggest flaw?
Are you jealous? Would you have a problem dating a guy with many platonic female friends?
Are you direct and open with your feelings/thoughts?
Do you like to test the men you're with?
Have you ever cheated on your significant other? If so, what were the circumstances?
SEX STUFF
Ideally, how many times a week would you have sex?
List any 15 big turn-ons or fetishes for you. If you don't have 15, list as many as you can think of.
How many of the following sex acts appeal to you :
-Regular Sex
-Handjobs/Fingering
-Oral Sex
a) Giving (Swallow Y/N-Deep Throat Y/N)
b) Receiving
-Anal Sex (Receiving Only, Kthnx)
-Titty-Fucking and/or cumming on boobies
-Facials
-Dress Up (Schoolgirl, Various Goth-ic attire)
-Handcuffs, Duct Tape, or other tying up?
-Dirty Talk
-Dancing/Lapdancing
-FMF Threesomes?
What are your favorite positions?
In general, how long would an average session of sex last?
Are you on birth control? Would you require condoms in a long term relationship?
The guy cums. Where do you want it?
YOUR PERCEPTION OF ME
What parts of my physical appearance do you like?
What parts of my physical appearance do you not like?
What parts of my personality do you like?
What parts of my personality do you not like?
YOU
Write a few sentences about why you think you would be a good match for me.
MISC
Is there anything you wanted to add that wasn't covered in the above questions?
THANK YOU FOR APPLYING. =D
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BASICS
Name:
Age (Under 18 or Over 30 need not apply...unless you're Lisa Loeb):
Straight or Bi:
Location (Must either be 15 miles from my location, or be willing to do a shitload of driving) :
Highest Level of Education:
Religious Affiliation:
Political Leanings:
Occupation:
Height:
Weight (Sorry to be shallow, but over 200 lbs need not apply):
Hair Color:
Eye Color:
Booby Size:
Do you wear glasses? If no, why not?
BACKGROUND
Where did you grow up?
How many family members lived with you in your childhood home/homes?
Are you close to your parent(s)?
Do you have any siblings?
Would you describe your childhood as happy?
Public or Private schools?
Did you have many friends, or just a few?
ROMANTIC PAST
How old were you when you had your first kiss?
How old were you when you got your first boyfriend?
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
How many serious relationships have you been in?
What were the reasons those relationships ended?
Are you still friends with any of your exes?
Have you ever lived with a significant other?
Have you ever gotten close to marriage?
ROMANTIC PRESENT
Why would you say you are currently single?
What are you looking for in terms of romance right now? (EX: Long Term, Just Dating, Casual Sex, Friends who cuddle, etc)
Why are you filling out this application?
Are you more concerned with finding love or having fun?
How long would you have to be with someone before you move in with them?
How long would you have to be with someone before you'd expect to be proposed to?
ROMANTIC FUTURE
Would you like to get married someday? If not, do you want a long term, monogamous relationship even if it's not called marriage?
Ideally, how old would you like to definitely be married by?
Do you want kids? If so, how many, and how long into the marriage would you want to start trying for them? If no, why?
What type of location would you like to live in once married? (Region of country, City vs Suburb, House or Apartment, etc)
COMPATIBILITY WITH ME
Do you enjoy going to the movies frequently?
Does the idea of many nights at home cuddling and watching TV appeal to you?
Are you a cat person, dog person, some other animal person, or hate pets?
Do you read for pleasure? If so, how many books do you read a year?
What type of music do you listen to?
Are you interested in:
-Politics
-History
-Philosophy
-Literature
-Photography
-Writing
Do you enjoy long, one-on-one conversations?
Do you prefer hanging out in small groups or large groups?
Are you affectionate? Can you tolerate a lot of affection? How do you feel about PDA (Public Displays of Affection)
Do you find getting complimented a lot awesome or annoying?
Are small, romantic gestures sweet or stupid?
Do you like cuddling?
Would you like to travel?
Would you consider yourself geeky?
Would you consider yourself Goth, Punk, Emo, or "Scene"?
Would you consider yourself a "Girl Next Door"?
Do you have any piercings?
Do you have any tattoos?
Are you shy or outgoing?
Are you more often depressed or happy?
MY FLAWS
Do you mind doing most of the driving?
Does being with a picky eater annoy you?
Are you willing to help an introverted person break out of their shell?
Are you willing to date someone who has suffered from depression?
Are you okay with very skinny guys?
Are you okay with perverted humor?
Would being with a short guy bother you?
YOUR FLAWS
Would you consider yourself "Damaged", "Scarred", or "Fucked-Up"? If yes, explain why (it might make me like you more, oddly enough)
What would you say is your biggest flaw?
Are you jealous? Would you have a problem dating a guy with many platonic female friends?
Are you direct and open with your feelings/thoughts?
Do you like to test the men you're with?
Have you ever cheated on your significant other? If so, what were the circumstances?
SEX STUFF
Ideally, how many times a week would you have sex?
List any 15 big turn-ons or fetishes for you. If you don't have 15, list as many as you can think of.
How many of the following sex acts appeal to you :
-Regular Sex
-Handjobs/Fingering
-Oral Sex
a) Giving (Swallow Y/N-Deep Throat Y/N)
b) Receiving
-Anal Sex (Receiving Only, Kthnx)
-Titty-Fucking and/or cumming on boobies
-Facials
-Dress Up (Schoolgirl, Various Goth-ic attire)
-Handcuffs, Duct Tape, or other tying up?
-Dirty Talk
-Dancing/Lapdancing
-FMF Threesomes?
What are your favorite positions?
In general, how long would an average session of sex last?
Are you on birth control? Would you require condoms in a long term relationship?
The guy cums. Where do you want it?
YOUR PERCEPTION OF ME
What parts of my physical appearance do you like?
What parts of my physical appearance do you not like?
What parts of my personality do you like?
What parts of my personality do you not like?
YOU
Write a few sentences about why you think you would be a good match for me.
MISC
Is there anything you wanted to add that wasn't covered in the above questions?
THANK YOU FOR APPLYING. =D
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Can I just skip to the Perception Of Me section ?