I think I'm developing split personalities. There's Lazy Me and Busy Me. LM likes to sleep in and play video games all day, while BM likes to get up early, clean around the house, and go to work. BM is kind of a jerk. He likes to set the alarm clock on the far side of the bedroom so LM has to get out of bed to turn it off. But LM is smart, he just sets the alarm to PM.