Last night I worked the crazy crazy Chinese party til 4am, which was lots of fun in a painful way. We didn't beat the drink record, but they seem to have developed a fondness for gin and tonic since last time, one guy (who we have named Gordon) bought about 60 gin and tonics. We liked him 
He asked for my number later, I said no and he said "Okay - when you need me, you will call" (I had images of me beaming a Gordon's symbol into the skies like the bat signal). And today I didn't go to my lecture and have a horrible headache and sore throat.
Also, I think I swallowed the ball from my tongue bar in my sleep. I just realised it isn't there.
But...I have delicious raisin and oatmeal cookies from a mr mat8drb - I'd take a picture but a) I can't find my camera and b) they're going to be eaten in about 30 seconds flat
So now I'm going to stuff my face with tea and cookies (NONE for you!) and then toddle off down to Punktured to beg for a new ball. Like a puppy.
EDIT: I AM SO FUCKING ILL
He asked for my number later, I said no and he said "Okay - when you need me, you will call" (I had images of me beaming a Gordon's symbol into the skies like the bat signal). And today I didn't go to my lecture and have a horrible headache and sore throat.
Also, I think I swallowed the ball from my tongue bar in my sleep. I just realised it isn't there.
But...I have delicious raisin and oatmeal cookies from a mr mat8drb - I'd take a picture but a) I can't find my camera and b) they're going to be eaten in about 30 seconds flat
So now I'm going to stuff my face with tea and cookies (NONE for you!) and then toddle off down to Punktured to beg for a new ball. Like a puppy.
EDIT: I AM SO FUCKING ILL
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60 Gin and tonics? there's a dude that gives his Liver the finger.
Touch away, he touched my left shoulder and right leg (whilst signing it of course)
hehe! what do you think of the LOVE vid? Totally rocks eh?