My ancient and decrepit phone has fucking deleted all my fucking numbers and won't fucking save them if I try to put them back in, not that I HAVE any numbers written down because I always meant to get round to it and never did and now not only am I stuck in a fucking death trap of a pit with nobody to fucking talk to I can't even text or call anyone for moral support because I don't have their fucking NUMBERS and I can't use the internet unless I go to a fucking cafe and I'm so fucking fucked off right now and fed up of being lonely and having no hot water and not being able to eat because I was feeling shit so for some fucking reason got my tongue pierced so now I can't fucking EAT either and i've just realised how many people I'll never be able to get in touch with again because the only way of contacting them was that fucking phone and I'm so fucking fed up, and I'm going to go to work now and spit in people's pints.
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If you ever need a break, come visit me n Magenta, it's so quiet up here, nothing happening... perfect for relaxing if your idea of relaxation is sitting in a nice area with clean air! Plus we'll feed u well and pamper u, cooking is quickly becoming our hobby _ I'm sure we can find an extra yummy tub of ice cream to make ur tongue feel better... just think how cute it's gonna look and be when it's all healed tho
Hope everything starts to turn around for you sweetie
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