Complete giant fucking fat shagging hairy cunting arse fucking bollocksy wanking bastard shitty cunty bollocks.
Edited to explain -
In addition to having to leave my flat in a month and having nowhere to move to, today Will told me he's moving in with his mate Simon because they had a spare room. So now, I have nobody to live with either.
I keep thinking it would be so much fucking easier just to move back home and give up.
P.S. Me being me, instead of screaming "YOU CUNTING CUNT!" and throwing dented cans of Heinz extra chunky vegetable soup at him in the middle of Sainsburys, I said something like "oh...okay...well, at least you won't have to house hunt anymore..." and carried on searching for elusive half fat creme fraiche.
Edited to explain -
In addition to having to leave my flat in a month and having nowhere to move to, today Will told me he's moving in with his mate Simon because they had a spare room. So now, I have nobody to live with either.
I keep thinking it would be so much fucking easier just to move back home and give up.
P.S. Me being me, instead of screaming "YOU CUNTING CUNT!" and throwing dented cans of Heinz extra chunky vegetable soup at him in the middle of Sainsburys, I said something like "oh...okay...well, at least you won't have to house hunt anymore..." and carried on searching for elusive half fat creme fraiche.
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And thanks for the lolly