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dylan

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Monday Apr 11, 2005

Apr 11, 2005
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Today, I scraped together the pennies in my money box (literally, the bus driver was unimpressed) and got the bus into town and GOT SOME MONEY!
Then I celebrated by buying a pair of extremely tacky and cheap blue plastic earrings to go with the shockingly colourful outfit I'd decided to wear (sunshine does mad things to people - fraying denim mini with pink/purple fishnets, blue converse, bright yellow paint splattered tanktop, cherry pink lip gloss).

note the tackiness...I don't think you can see the orange yellow and green polkadots)
I finally got round to buying Will (one of my to-be flatmates) a birthday present, went into the Lego shop and bought him a Lego Darth Vader keyring. The staff looked very bored as the shop was empty, and they asked me if I wanted to enter the competition to win a GIANT DARTH VADER LEGO MOSAIC which of course I did. It was a little embarrassing to note that I was filling in my name and age under the heading "Child's name", "Child's age" and signing under "Signature of Parent/Guardian", but they reassured me that some guy had written 36 in the age box, so at 20 I wasn't being too embarrassing.
Plus I made it to the supermarket and bought foooooodddd...I have pitta breads, houmous, marmite and crunchy nut cornflakes and I am very very happy.
Especially because in the post today I got this -

The Zombie Survival Guide - Complete Protection from the Living Dead
So in the event of a zombie takeover, I will be safe and you fools will perish smile
ARRR!!! Thank you a million times over to my piratey friend, you made me very very happy to the point where I actually knocked on my invisible (as in, we never see or hear him and I'm never sure if he's in or not) Japanese flatmates door and waved it in his face going "WOOOARRGHHHLOOKATWHATIIIII'VEGOT!!!!" He just looked confused, but I know that secretly inside he was weeping in envy.
Thank you, you made my day kiss

And should anyone feel like leaving me terrible jokes, that would be great. I've realised I can only remember one, and it's about a donkey and I heard it when I was 6.
VIEW 25 of 128 COMMENTS
slojam:
i like your taste in music
Apr 18, 2005
nic:
Congatulations on your set going up!
Apr 18, 2005

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